02 | Video

[gunsgoldgirls]

What the hell's wrong with everybody? Singing these weirdass songs... This one of those tricks the gods play, or is everyone messed in the head?

You'll never catch me giving in to that...

[And he starts singing uncontrollably, trying to hide it and switch off the video, but, 40-something from the 80's, what is dealing with technology.]

I am Jack Bauer
always in danger
I am Jack Bauer
I never die
I am Jack Bauer
I get pissed easily
I am Jack Bauer
I'm actually a cry baby...

Comments

[gunsgoldgirls]

N-no way, I'd never get involved in something like that!

I have no idea who Jack Bauer is!

[burntviolet]

You don't? Well, you're being involved right now... aren't you?

[gunsgoldgirls]

There's no way I am, it's -

Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box

[burntviolet]

...

...

...

Maybe I should... call back another time...

[Her innocence......]

[gunsgoldgirls]

I, no I can stop, really!

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real

[burntviolet]

... You're not stopping...

[Legit gonna hang up if you don't stop ;;]

[gunsgoldgirls]

I swear I'm done!! Really!

[A moment passes]

See? I told you!

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box

[burntviolet]

..............

[You hear a click sound, the feed is gone. SCREW IT SHE'S GOING TO SPACE.]