001 ⚜ [Video]

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[The video comes on shakily and off-center to a vaguely interested, but mostly pissed Gat shaking the arrival letter expectantly]

Yo, who the fuck do I gotta kill around here to speak to the goddamn management? This is bullshit. Can't believe I'm the first to say it. Not the whole color and life hippy shit either - That's a whole other crock of shit I don't even wanna deal with right now - but this letter. Look.

It says, and I fuckin' quote - "you will be provided blah blah blah ensure your health and happiness." Now, I don't know about you kind folks but I ain't been provided with shit for my health or fuckin happiness.

I'm about sick of freezing my ass off out here, haven't seen a damn beer one, and there ain't no fuckin stripper poles neither. [He says these last two things as if they are just as vital to ones' health and happiness and protection from the cold is. Priorities, man.] How the fuck am I supposed to be happy when I ain't even got the basics?

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[shigeharu]

[He starts shit with Oda Nobunaga and gives no fucks.

Worse...he starts shit with Oda Nobunaga's wife.]

Mostly around their houses - the ones where everyone's been given rooms.

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[The baddest of asses right here folks]

Their houses? Could you be a little more specific?

[shigeharu]

[Lady Nou is not only a sadist who keeps knives in her cleavage, but she knows his embarrassing childhood secrets. Nobody else is ever gonna scare him like that. :( ]

Mm...let's try this -

[Since he was leaving at the moment anyway, the view from his end pans around a bit to catch Odin's house behind him.]

As far as I've seen, they all have an altar and a statue outside, so that's an easy way to be sure.

[387counts.livejournal.com]

[The Saints may give her a run for her money; They put radioactive waste into a man's tattoo ink because he didn't offer a good enough cut. Though, they don't have the childhood secrets edge yet...

He pays attention to the scenery before throwing his arm down, the view going with it, and walking outside a few paces. Yep, that's Baldr's set up around him.]

Altar, statue, house, no fuckin' service. Goddamn typical. I thought gods were supposed to be omnipresent or some shit.

[shigeharu]

That's how I always thought of it too, but...well, who knows. These aren't my gods.

[387counts.livejournal.com]

You've been a great fuckin' help, thanks.

[While the words are harsh, the tone isn't particularly nasty, and Gat doesn't look mad. In fact, the thanks actually seems sincere enough! Congratulations Hanbei, Gat doesn't hate you.]

[shigeharu]

[success!! \o/ ]

Anytime.