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[387counts.livejournal.com]

[The video comes on shakily and off-center to a vaguely interested, but mostly pissed Gat shaking the arrival letter expectantly]

Yo, who the fuck do I gotta kill around here to speak to the goddamn management? This is bullshit. Can't believe I'm the first to say it. Not the whole color and life hippy shit either - That's a whole other crock of shit I don't even wanna deal with right now - but this letter. Look.

It says, and I fuckin' quote - "you will be provided blah blah blah ensure your health and happiness." Now, I don't know about you kind folks but I ain't been provided with shit for my health or fuckin happiness.

I'm about sick of freezing my ass off out here, haven't seen a damn beer one, and there ain't no fuckin stripper poles neither. [He says these last two things as if they are just as vital to ones' health and happiness and protection from the cold is. Priorities, man.] How the fuck am I supposed to be happy when I ain't even got the basics?

Comments

[shigeharu]

That's how I always thought of it too, but...well, who knows. These aren't my gods.

[387counts.livejournal.com]

You've been a great fuckin' help, thanks.

[While the words are harsh, the tone isn't particularly nasty, and Gat doesn't look mad. In fact, the thanks actually seems sincere enough! Congratulations Hanbei, Gat doesn't hate you.]

[shigeharu]

[success!! \o/ ]

Anytime.