「 oɴᴇ ☼ vıᴅᴇᴏ ⫻ ᴀᴄᴛɪoɴ foʀ ɢᴇfıoɴ ᴘᴀʀᴋ 」

[corona]

[ It's not unusual. The video just opens on a face: nose, freckles, green eyes the brightest of pretty, muted features and darting nervously back and forth. But anyone in the area may notice the trail of blonde hair leading from somewhere in the middle of the park up into one of the tallest trees where Rapunzel is sitting, relishing her surroundings and hiding at once. ]

So… Is — This is working, right? I mean - I've never really used a bracelet to talk to other people before and - [ she laughs nervously, toys with her hair ] Actually. I've never really talked to other people before in general. It's kind of — Well - [ sigh ] I just really have to ask and - [ she winces ] Sorry.

I need to know if anyone's seen a chameleon around. My chameleon. Well - my friend who is also a chameleon. His name's Pascal. And this is his first time outside too so if you could do me an amazing favor and send him to…Freyr House I think the person said? Or just - return him? My name is Rapunzel and… I would be extremely grateful.

[ And then the brilliant speech segues into a faint half-smile, a smile that eventually freezes as something occurs to her and, feigning bravery, she narrows her eyes, scowling to say loftily: ] But if anyone finds him and doesn't give him back? Or - Or they try and hurt him? I. Will hurt you. Because uh - I have a frying pan? And I am so not afraid to use it.

[ beat ]

Al…so. What's - a god?

[ooc; all-day driving, but tags will come later!]

Comments

[glistens]

You started it. [ It's actually really funny and she wants to giggle. But she's blushing now and stubborn so she holds her frown just to prove she can!! ] It's completely your fault.

[windwalker]

You could have just said it some other way, y'know! [ No, just laugh with her, it's so much better than trying to be stubborn! ]

[corona]

There is no other way to say it! [ She doesn't even know what "fine" means that way! The only reason she's flustered is because "your butt is fine" is the opposite of "your butt is huge" which is what her mother usually says. And something about this conversation is really embarrassing.

TL;DR: NO LAUGHING ]

[windwalker]

[ I don't think that's too far from what the other fine means, but at the same time it isn't exact--SHOULDN'T SHE BE GLAD THAT IT ISN'T ABOUT HER BUTT BEING HUGE? And laughing will totally trim down her... nonexistent huge butt. ]

You could have said that there's nothing wrong with my butt!

SCREAM MY HTML

[corona]

[ Actually her butt is kinda...........shapely.

But her frown falls away and now she just looks embarrassed. ]

Isn't - Isn't that what I said?

IT IS OKAY

[windwalker]

[ Shhhhhh, we're trying to pretend her butt isn't huge here. ]

... Well, the other more slang version of fine is "attractive"! [ Oh my God, how did they even get here. She wags her finger at Rapunzel. ]

Splendid! Enchanting! [ THIS IS HOW YOU DESCRIBE A BUTT-- ]

[corona]

[ akflsafj AHAHAHAHA ]

I didn't know someone's butt could be attractive... [ Looking over her shoulder at her own before... creeping around to peer at Yifei's !!! !!! Rapunzel no!! ] You really think mine is - fine?

[windwalker]

[ ..................... oh my god she

didn't mean this to happen and is just like ⊙‿⊙;; if only she could hide her butt somehow. Oh she knows! She's going to turn around as if cockblocking Rapunzel from looking at it.

Are you really going to make her talk about Rapunzel's butt-- ]

It has a nice shape?

[glistens]

[ Rapunzel is somewhere between surprised and curiously confused by this sudden abrupt movement and hops back a little, though she sends a pointed glance at her hips (where her bum would be if Yifei weren't rude!!!) before actually looking up to her face. ]

What sort of shape is a nice one? For... a butt. I mean.

[windwalker]

[ Crotch shots are okay, too, but there's nothing there... WHO IS THE RUDE ONE LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S BEHINDS WITH NO SHAME! ]

... Uhm. [ Wow. How is she even supposed to say this. ] It depends on each individual! Everyone has different tastes, y'know?