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[corona]

[ It's not unusual. The video just opens on a face: nose, freckles, green eyes the brightest of pretty, muted features and darting nervously back and forth. But anyone in the area may notice the trail of blonde hair leading from somewhere in the middle of the park up into one of the tallest trees where Rapunzel is sitting, relishing her surroundings and hiding at once. ]

So… Is — This is working, right? I mean - I've never really used a bracelet to talk to other people before and - [ she laughs nervously, toys with her hair ] Actually. I've never really talked to other people before in general. It's kind of — Well - [ sigh ] I just really have to ask and - [ she winces ] Sorry.

I need to know if anyone's seen a chameleon around. My chameleon. Well - my friend who is also a chameleon. His name's Pascal. And this is his first time outside too so if you could do me an amazing favor and send him to…Freyr House I think the person said? Or just - return him? My name is Rapunzel and… I would be extremely grateful.

[ And then the brilliant speech segues into a faint half-smile, a smile that eventually freezes as something occurs to her and, feigning bravery, she narrows her eyes, scowling to say loftily: ] But if anyone finds him and doesn't give him back? Or - Or they try and hurt him? I. Will hurt you. Because uh - I have a frying pan? And I am so not afraid to use it.

[ beat ]

Al…so. What's - a god?

[ooc; all-day driving, but tags will come later!]

Comments

[glistens]

You're a goddess too?

[playerkills]

I'm not from Asgard, though. I guess even goddesses have their limitations...

[corona]

Wow you're the second I've met today! Sure are...a lot of you around...

[playerkills]

The... second? Who was the first?

[corona]

Um. She was blonde? [ didn't get her name... ]

[playerkills]

Ah. [ MEAT. ] Her. [ SAID WITH SO MUCH CONTEMPT. ]

[corona]

Oh! Are you friends?

[playerkills]

Friends!? [ insert sound of disgust of your choice here ] I wouldn't associate myself with that slab of meat even if she were the last deity on the astral plane.

[corona]

I don't know. You seem to kinda like her. [ That's how it is with Mother, anyway. The more she like something the more she yells and dramatically swoons about it... ]

[playerkills]

What's with that tone? [ No, Rapunzel, you have it all wrong! Well, partly wrong. It's complicated! ] What gave you that idea?

[corona]

Um. Years and years of...veritable experience?

[playerkills]

You're too quick to jump to conclusions. Our relationship is of a destructive nature.

[corona]

Sounds rough. Is everyone from your world a goddess?

[playerkills]

No, everyone else can only bow before she and I. It goes without saying that I have more followers, though. No one wants to be ruled by a fool.

[glistens]

Why is she a fool?

[playerkills]

You have a lot of questions.

[glistens]

[ Surprisingly, this has the side-effect of getting her to blush, the first real sign of self-consciousness she's as of yet shown. ]

There's kiiiind of a lot I don't know. There's a lot I'd like to know.

[playerkills]

[ Yozora pays no mind to her embarrassment and takes that as "I'm a foolish, naive girl," so... ]

Then there are three things you must absolutely know about the world. One, whatever that blonde calls herself, her real name is Meat and it secretly pleases her when one calls her that.

[ Not that Yozora knows that it actually makes Sena happy! ]

[glistens]

[ ... ]

Meat?

[playerkills]

Don't ask me. Up until now, I still don't know if her parents truly hated her.

[glistens]

[ hm... ]

You're - not friends, right?

[playerkills]

That's right. Meat and I are the worst of enemies.

[glistens]

So...how do I know this isn't - a trick? I don't even know your name. — And you never answered the ruffian question after all. Everyone here tells me the gods here are dangerous and - and cruel. If you're a goddess doesn't that make you the same?

[ beat ]

And - I don't think Meat is a name. I drew a frog on my wall once and named it "Pork" but Mother said that wasn't sensible.

[playerkills]

[ Snap, this girl's good. ]

"Pork" is a beautiful name and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. As for mine, it's Yozora. And while that may be true, not all gods are cruel, mind you. He's not from my world, but I know of a god who loves all of mankind unconditionally. Would a cruel god be capable of such a marvelous feat?

[corona]

[ Just. This face. ]