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[Sam is sitting in a chair in the library, surrounded by all of the books, and he looks somewhat tired, but in good spirits. For the most part. Save for that whole 'he definitely hasn't slept' thing.]

Hey -- I think this thing's on... anyway, I'm Sam Winchester.

[Ordinarily he'd never give out his full name, seeing as they're on the run from the Leviathan and all that, but he's ascertained the big bads aren't around -- so a little honesty couldn't hurt, especially with what he's about to ask.]

Nice to meet everyone. I was wondering if anyone could give me a couple of answers to some questions -- you don't have to, and it's obviously not obligatory, but I'd appreciate it.

First, how many of you have any kind of supernatural ability that was taken away when you got here? It doesn't matter what it is -- telekinesis, the ability to fly -- if anything changed, I'd like to know. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to, but knowing what changed is important in knowing how we all got here in the first place.

[And, more importantly, how to get out.]

Second, I was wondering if anyone could tell me where to find some chalk and some spices. Specifically, rosemary, allspice, or nutmeg. Salt would be good, too. I know there's probably a grocery store or something like that around, but any pointers would be great. And, uh --

[Sam pauses before clearing his throat, thumping his pen against the table for a few seconds before continuing.]

Hypothetically speaking, if you had a coat with a lot of blood on it, what would you do to get it out? And I need to know where to find non-blood-stained clothes that'd fit a normal-sized human being. ... hypothetically.

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Definitely. You're like a ray of sunshine.

[Now he's really trying not to laugh.]

Hey, shut up! My title was the Thief of Light back home. So of course power and light fit! Smartass.

The thief of light, huh?

How did you manage that?

It was my title back home! And also related to my powers. I could steal luck. All the luck! [ She goes from sulk to spidery grin in 2 seconds flat. ]

How did you manage to steal luck?

[He's been unlucky, Vriska. It's not a fun time.]

I just could! It was one of the super cool powers that I lost. Stealing aaaaaaaall the luck was what let me use my weapon, the Flourite Octet! Having a dicekind strife specibus was so awesome. But now it's useless, because my luck is shitty again! Bluh.

Everyone got their powers taken away, don't worry about that. I'm sure you've got things you're good at besides ... stealing.

[ Except not really. Also, way to not blink an eye at all that bizarre gaming jargon. ]

Well, duh! But that was definitely one of my more awesome powers. No one could beat me, because they all had rotten luck! Hahahaha. But you're right, it's all gone now. I'm going to have to find a new way to do everything.

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[Once you see an angel of the Lord eat 300 burgers in one sitting, you stop finding things weird. Just. Trust him. This is nothing.]

You could start learning how to play poker. Maybe you'll be lucky in a different way.

I could teach you, if you want.

What is poker?

[ Eyebrow lift. Some human thing, obviously, but what does it have to do with luck? ]

It's a card game.

You have to be a good liar.

[He's totally serious.]

[ ... her sudden grin should be answer enough. ]

I guess that doesn't sound so bad.

[Ha! Won over by the promise of cheating. The winner is Sam.]

If you can beat me by the time you learn the rules, you can keep the cards. Sound like a deal?

[ ... yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Vriska, for all she tries to manipulate, is really the one who is easily tricked. ]

Deal! I hope you're not too attached to those cards.

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[Sam will lose on purpose at least once so she can keep the cards. He's a gentleman like that.]

They've got my name on them, which means you're not taking them home.

[ He better not tell her or let her find out, or she will be so mad. ]

What? You wrote your name on your cards? Hahahaha, you dork!

[That gets a laugh out of him.]

Yeah, that's what I hear.

[His name isn't actually on them, but they sure as hell will be now.]

Okay, fine! When do you want to get this started?

[ It better be, or she will be very disappointed. ]

Whenever you want -- loser's choice.

[He's totally going to write his name on them in the spare time he has.]

It's not like there's a lot to do around this place. Tomorrow?

[ And lo, she will be delighted. And laugh at him. And he will know it is coming. ]

Sounds good to me.

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/cracking up so bad

LMAO THIS IS THE BEST OKAY

they are actually kind of hilarious together, and it's great.

ROFL YES. Sam kinda likes the Homestuck people as a whole, he thinks they're fascinating.

Bona fide aliens ought to be a little cool to SOMEONE.

THEY ARE.

GOOD. And Sam is not so bad. For a human. A GIGANTIC human.

SAM IS A MOOSE that is true. But he's chill. And equal opportunity to non-humans. 8|

... I cracked up at this comment too. SAM WHY ARE YOU TEACHING UNDERAGE ALIENS TO GAMBLE.

BECAUSE HE'S SAM AND HEY, THIS GIRL SEEMS NICE ENOUGH. ALSO IT'S HOW HE MAKES MONEY IN SPN.

UNDERAGE, SAM. UNDERAGE ALIEN. HAVE YOU NO MORALS, SON. and wow how did i forget /used to watch

sam was cheating people out of money by age seven okay 8|

.... oh sammy. a paragon of virtue, a leader to us all.

it's all dean's fault. 8|

hdu he is the greatest influence anyone could ever want. pure and true.

tell that to his little black book 8|

DON'T DISS THE OLDER BROTHER SAMMY /headslap

SDLKGHDLHGD 8|

I used to play Dean. The abuse comes naturally.

AAAAAAH awesome~