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[Sam is sitting in a chair in the library, surrounded by all of the books, and he looks somewhat tired, but in good spirits. For the most part. Save for that whole 'he definitely hasn't slept' thing.]

Hey -- I think this thing's on... anyway, I'm Sam Winchester.

[Ordinarily he'd never give out his full name, seeing as they're on the run from the Leviathan and all that, but he's ascertained the big bads aren't around -- so a little honesty couldn't hurt, especially with what he's about to ask.]

Nice to meet everyone. I was wondering if anyone could give me a couple of answers to some questions -- you don't have to, and it's obviously not obligatory, but I'd appreciate it.

First, how many of you have any kind of supernatural ability that was taken away when you got here? It doesn't matter what it is -- telekinesis, the ability to fly -- if anything changed, I'd like to know. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to, but knowing what changed is important in knowing how we all got here in the first place.

[And, more importantly, how to get out.]

Second, I was wondering if anyone could tell me where to find some chalk and some spices. Specifically, rosemary, allspice, or nutmeg. Salt would be good, too. I know there's probably a grocery store or something like that around, but any pointers would be great. And, uh --

[Sam pauses before clearing his throat, thumping his pen against the table for a few seconds before continuing.]

Hypothetically speaking, if you had a coat with a lot of blood on it, what would you do to get it out? And I need to know where to find non-blood-stained clothes that'd fit a normal-sized human being. ... hypothetically.

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It's a card game.

You have to be a good liar.

[He's totally serious.]

[ ... her sudden grin should be answer enough. ]

I guess that doesn't sound so bad.

[Ha! Won over by the promise of cheating. The winner is Sam.]

If you can beat me by the time you learn the rules, you can keep the cards. Sound like a deal?

[ ... yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Vriska, for all she tries to manipulate, is really the one who is easily tricked. ]

Deal! I hope you're not too attached to those cards.

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[Sam will lose on purpose at least once so she can keep the cards. He's a gentleman like that.]

They've got my name on them, which means you're not taking them home.

[ He better not tell her or let her find out, or she will be so mad. ]

What? You wrote your name on your cards? Hahahaha, you dork!

[That gets a laugh out of him.]

Yeah, that's what I hear.

[His name isn't actually on them, but they sure as hell will be now.]

Okay, fine! When do you want to get this started?

[ It better be, or she will be very disappointed. ]

Whenever you want -- loser's choice.

[He's totally going to write his name on them in the spare time he has.]

It's not like there's a lot to do around this place. Tomorrow?

[ And lo, she will be delighted. And laugh at him. And he will know it is coming. ]

Sounds good to me.

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BECAUSE HE'S SAM AND HEY, THIS GIRL SEEMS NICE ENOUGH. ALSO IT'S HOW HE MAKES MONEY IN SPN.

UNDERAGE, SAM. UNDERAGE ALIEN. HAVE YOU NO MORALS, SON. and wow how did i forget /used to watch

sam was cheating people out of money by age seven okay 8|

.... oh sammy. a paragon of virtue, a leader to us all.

it's all dean's fault. 8|

hdu he is the greatest influence anyone could ever want. pure and true.

tell that to his little black book 8|

DON'T DISS THE OLDER BROTHER SAMMY /headslap

SDLKGHDLHGD 8|

I used to play Dean. The abuse comes naturally.

AAAAAAH awesome~