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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[predicting]

. . . Do drunken guys that sorely regret their actions later count?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

[Oh nooo don't throw Shu under the bus...!]

...Especially those types.

[Mostly because to him that sounds like he did a little more than flirting...]

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[predicting]

Ah, scary...~ It was an offer to make a cake, if I recall!

[ DRINKING AND FLIRTING IS JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE WHEN ONE-WINGED DILFS ENTER THE PICTURE. ]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

...An offer to make a cake? Huh? What's that got to do with flirting?

[ADLFHDSLH ONE-WINGED DILFS...]

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[predicting]

It was one of those 'I'm making you a cake because I love you' things the youth are into these days! As I said, rather drunk.

[ ISN'T IT WONDERFUL... ]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

That's what they're into? The hell. That sounds pretty harmless and ineffective, guess I can let it slide. Somehow I don't think Ange'd fall for it.

[I CAN'T...the Ushiromiya eagle never looks back and it gives up!!]

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[predicting]

[ UH-HUH... ]

You'd be right there! I don't think Ange-chan's that sort of girl, really.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

I figured she'd be smart and the kind of girl who won't take any guy's shit.

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[predicting]

Mm, she's a sensible girl at the very least.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Now that's something a father likes to hear. Not that I doubted it, it's in the genes, you know?

Got anything else to report?

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[predicting]

Let's see... oh, she was kind enough to greet me when I arrived here?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

She is a good kid!

[He's so proud!! He never needs to find out how antisocial she is...]

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[predicting]

Mm, there's that, there's that...

[ she's an occultist, after all! ]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

What, is there something wrong?

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[predicting]

No, no! Anyway, isn't 'wrong' a matter of perspective?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Well sure, but there's tonnes of things that everybody knows the masses consider wrong or weird, even if they don't.

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[predicting]

Mm, true. I imagine that, as an adult, Ushiromiya-san understands it a lot better than I do, right?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

I've got some experience, yeah. That's what business is all about after all. But even something small like the way somebody dresses can fall into that, right? So just about anybody does.

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[predicting]

Hey~, I'm sure what you wear is a lot more than 'something small' to some people.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Well yeah, I've got a fashion designer sister, and people have to 'dress to impress' sometimes, but you know what I mean! For the most part it's pretty inconsequential.

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[predicting]

True, true~ Though, it sounds like Ushiromiya-san has quite the life back at home!

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Does it? Guess it's pretty good most of the time. Not exactly anything exciting, I wouldn't think.

[The always popular with women part is pretty good, anyway...]

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[predicting]

In other words... this is a sudden burst of shocking excitement into Ushiromiya-san's life!!

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[gunsgoldgirls]

[He laughs] Nah, it was pretty exciting just before I showed up here, this pales in comparison. A little too exciting.

[But he got to act like a cool cowboy!!!]

But it's not like that's my daily life.

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[predicting]

Of course, of course. Too much excitement's always bad, right?

[ uh-huh cowboy right. ]