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Hey. I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something. Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go? It’s like a horoscope, right? Personalities and all that. So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr. If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch? I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed. This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes. …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[He laughs]

Well it sounds like the same kind of idea, right? Some kind of weird viking zodiac, I dunno. How else do you decide how to sort people?

[Aaaah hello, I'm the random person from that canons meme who plays Creed?! I was excited when I saw your reserve!
I'm not stalking you...]

By height? Hair color? Alphabetically? That just off the top of my head.
Although yeah from my observations it does seem to be personality.

[OH WELL HELLO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY.]

They should try it by shoesize. There's just too many people here for it to be that kind of simple sorting, alphabetical could be possible, but it doesn't look to be the case.

[I AM...GOOD...AND YOU... mo_om]

Shoe size might as well be by height though. Both change as you age, and there's plenty of teenagers I've spotted.

[I AM...GOOD AS WELL.]

Hey, it'd give us adults priority, as it should be. Maybe.

[I'm just excited to get to rp with a Train for whatever reason, eheheh. Rudolf would think Train's super cool if he knew about the assassin or sweeper stuff, he likes both sides of that sort of thing.]

Priority? What do you mean?

[I am sure he'll hear about it at some point.]

Getting the better houses and all that. Well, if there are any that are better than others, I guess they're actually about even.

I dunno' rather have kids get the better ones- if there were, that way they can be taken care of better. I mean, we're big boys I'm sure having the worse off conditions could be dealt with.

Eh, it's not so much about the conditions as better association. Like, I'd rather be associated with the mature group than the petty kids, right? And most people have probably heard of Thor and Odin for good reason, I've got no clue who any of the others are, though, so I'd assume those houses would be a good association to have, kind of cool and tough.

Ooooh, makes sense. I actually have no idea who the heck Sigyn is myself, and that's where I am.
...Actually I think I heard of Baldr once. He's like...the god of...I want to say lights? Something like that.

Lights? As in lightbulbs and candles? That doesn't sound too impressive. I don't think I have anything to do with that...

Sigyn...yeah just sounds like the god of horoscopes or something. Maybe the god of bar flirting.

I guess.

The Norse gods are the gods of Vikings right? I'd assume they are all gods of bar flirting...and bar fighting...probably more the fighting than the flirting.

Oh, true, they just grab the women and go, no time for the flirting.

...Yeah there's that, isn't there...

Guess it's a pretty easy way to date. Hardly satisfying, though. Besides, half the point of bar fights are to impress the women.

This is assuming women think drunken brawls are attractive.
Which...I don't think they do.

I didn't say it worked, just that it's what guys try to do!

Maybe drunks try it. If I want a girls for my body they can check out THESE GUNS.

[Flexes his scrawny arm...okay not scrawny, he's built like a sprinter, but you get the idea, he couldn't be joking harder if he tried.]

Yeah, yeah, and I just tell them I smoke a pack a day, they all come running.

[actually he does have very good luck with women...]

Oh is that the secret?
I guess my best friend back home does have a tad more luck with the ladies. And all this time I thought it was his "I am a Gentlemen" shtick.

Oh, no, that works well too, every woman likes a gentleman, someone who'll wine and dine her, open the door and all that.

Heh.
You know I don't think I've even said my name yet.
I'm Train Heartnet.

[Yes thats his real name. BE JEALOUS.]

Heh, you've got it almost as bad as me, I'm Rudolf Ushiromiya, first name's spelling means 'saving dollar husband', what that has to do with it I have no idea.

My first name means...a locomotive. Or that I am supposed to live a life constantly in the form of a montage. One of the two.

That sounds kind of cool, you can be like an action movie star.

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