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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[badluckdelivery]

Ooooh, makes sense. I actually have no idea who the heck Sigyn is myself, and that's where I am.
...Actually I think I heard of Baldr once. He's like...the god of...I want to say lights? Something like that.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Lights? As in lightbulbs and candles? That doesn't sound too impressive. I don't think I have anything to do with that...

Sigyn...yeah just sounds like the god of horoscopes or something. Maybe the god of bar flirting.

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[badluckdelivery]

I guess.

The Norse gods are the gods of Vikings right? I'd assume they are all gods of bar flirting...and bar fighting...probably more the fighting than the flirting.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, true, they just grab the women and go, no time for the flirting.

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[badluckdelivery]

...Yeah there's that, isn't there...

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Guess it's a pretty easy way to date. Hardly satisfying, though. Besides, half the point of bar fights are to impress the women.

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[badluckdelivery]

This is assuming women think drunken brawls are attractive.
Which...I don't think they do.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

I didn't say it worked, just that it's what guys try to do!

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[badluckdelivery]

Maybe drunks try it. If I want a girls for my body they can check out THESE GUNS.

[Flexes his scrawny arm...okay not scrawny, he's built like a sprinter, but you get the idea, he couldn't be joking harder if he tried.]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, yeah, and I just tell them I smoke a pack a day, they all come running.

[actually he does have very good luck with women...]

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[badluckdelivery]

Oh is that the secret?
I guess my best friend back home does have a tad more luck with the ladies. And all this time I thought it was his "I am a Gentlemen" shtick.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, no, that works well too, every woman likes a gentleman, someone who'll wine and dine her, open the door and all that.

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[badluckdelivery]

Heh.
You know I don't think I've even said my name yet.
I'm Train Heartnet.

[Yes thats his real name. BE JEALOUS.]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Heh, you've got it almost as bad as me, I'm Rudolf Ushiromiya, first name's spelling means 'saving dollar husband', what that has to do with it I have no idea.

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[badluckdelivery]

My first name means...a locomotive. Or that I am supposed to live a life constantly in the form of a montage. One of the two.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

That sounds kind of cool, you can be like an action movie star.

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[badluckdelivery]

Nah, why bother pretending when I already am an action oriented crime fighter.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

What, are you a cop or something?

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[badluckdelivery]

Nope, I'm a Sweeper, catch criminals for cash cause sometimes the authorities are either too busy or can't...or just don't want to. Sometimes the bounties are a bit silly.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

...

That's awesome. You're like a bounty hunter?!

[Oh, now he's curious and doesn't know people can come from different worlds...]

Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if there's a price on someone with the family name 'Sumadera', would you...

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[badluckdelivery]

...Never heard of them. Although I don't hit Eastern shores a lot anyways.
Why, what did they do?

[Note: this is not a question a normal bounty hunter would ask]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

I don't know, probably a tonne, she doesn't talk about it, but she used to be like a mafia head or something. I just thought it'd be cool if she was wanted.

[It's not like he knows the difference between what they should and shouldn't ask...he just finds it all exciting and doesn't have a filter.]

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[badluckdelivery]

Okay well the keywords there is "used to be" so sorry, not wanted as far as I know, may even have out lived her charges.
This is of course assuming we are even from the same world though.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

...You mean there's different worlds? Alright, I guess I'm in a position to believe that. Kind of disappointing, but I still know she's scary as hell, so whatever. So you travel around, then? I bet you need a gun, what kind d'you have?

...Uh, if you're not supposed to say, that's fine too.

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[badluckdelivery]

Need a gun? Nah, Hades came with me.

[Train pulls his ornate revolver up to show on the screen.]