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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

[See, it's not so bad]

Right, that...well I'm working out a deal with him. Don't worry Ange, you'll be safe from other people and him!

[entreats]

[ ... Wait, did dad do something useful.. proving that he's better than onii-chan after all since he's not completely useless?! ]

A deal..? Did you talk with him about something?

[titties]

No way. When it comes to Ange, her Oniichan is definitely her favorite in the family!

[gunsgoldgirls]

You've got it all backwards! Battler-chan doesn't love me, but Ange's all about dad! You're the absentee, sure it's exciting when you come around, but me and Ange hang out every day!

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[predicting]

Let's see... oh, she was kind enough to greet me when I arrived here?

[parasiteye]

Hah! Fuck, I like you.

[vidya~]

[highstakesgame]

Of course not! I just think it'd be better if he told you himself!

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[stungun]

[ she laughs at that. best parent ever. ]

Hee, he's a nice guy though. I'm sorry you got pulled here!

[departing]

I wouldn't have expected that answer from you.

Um.

Sorry I asked. Haruka said that too. About children. That's why she always tells me to be polite to girls. It was hard for me to get out of the habit.

[Sobbing.]

Not being able to do it...can become a problem. You can keep trying, I guess. Until it works. That is.

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[exhunter]

[Being serious is how he rolls.]

Investigating Beatrice was the final task assigned to me back we were at Rokkenjima.

Whatever what we were doing before is on hold now.

[gunsgoldgirls]

I sure did, about looking out for you, seeing as that's already his job, right?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

She is a good kid!

[He's so proud!! He never needs to find out how antisocial she is...]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Same here, you're my kinda guy, kid!

[vidya~]

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's kinda lousy, he's not gonna want to talk to me more than he has to.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Doesn't bother me much, I don't have anywhere to be otherwise. If you think he's a nice guy, you better watch he doesn't try to molest you.

[gunsgoldgirls]

You can be polite to girls and still be a pervert or whatever else you want to call it. It just takes a little tact. Something Battler probably doesn't have.

[The Ushiromiyas can help you with that...]

The problem there is you have to set the mistakes you already made straight, that can take a lot.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Huh? Are you a detective or something? I can tell you exactly what happened no problem.

[titties]

It's completely different here, you old bastard! Ange been all about her Oniichan! She hasn't mentioned you at all!

[gunsgoldgirls]

W-what?! That's a lie and you know it! Maybe she just hasn't said it around you...!!! Yeah, it's just 'cause you're the only one around, so she has to make do!

[titties]

That has nothing to do with it! And besides, I'm not the only family she's had here!

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[predicting]

Mm, there's that, there's that...

[ she's an occultist, after all! ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Huh? Kyrie hasn't been here, right? Nobody else can even compete against the direct family! Consider yourself lucky to have direct relation to my cute daughter, you should be thanking me.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

What, is there something wrong?

[vidya~]

[highstakesgame]

I thought parents talked to their children about this sort of thing!

[vidya~]

[gunsgoldgirls]

You tell me! I don't know how I'm supposed to talk to that kid.