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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

You can be polite to girls and still be a pervert or whatever else you want to call it. It just takes a little tact. Something Battler probably doesn't have.

[The Ushiromiyas can help you with that...]

The problem there is you have to set the mistakes you already made straight, that can take a lot.

[departing]

He might want to ask someone to help him out on that, I guess.

[Definitely not.]

Its hard when you're not even sure of what you did wrong in the first place.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Good thing he's got friends like you to teach him how to behave, right?

Are you saying there's something up with you?

[departing]

[A firm nod.]

Ange can help too. She's strong.

Something up? What do you mean?

[He doesn't understandddd. It sucks being on the dense side.]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Ah, you just make it sound like you've got something in mind that's happening with you.

[Oh look, even more in common with Battler!]

[departing]

Something going on?

Like what?

[It's true.

You'll have to explain more Rudolf.]

[gunsgoldgirls]

I don't know, you tell me!

[This is just going to end up being really confusing, isn't it]

[departing]

I wouldn't know.

What were we doing again?

[Confusing for everyone. They may be in need of an intervention.]

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Good question. Damned if I know. You can't expect us old people to remember much, I've got the memory of a goldfish by now.

[departing]

Both of us don't know then.

[Best conversation ever.]

So.

Did you need help with anything? Most people have a bunch of questions to ask when they first arrive. I mean. That's how it usually goes.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Two idiots...]

Let's see...not much, I've got a few things answered. How about a list of every male who's talked to my daughter.

[departing]

I can work on it, but wouldn't that be stalking?

[Thinking hardly about this.


It feels wrong, but he's not against it.]

Maybe I'll ask her for you.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He's totally not serious, oh no, Shuuuuu...!!]

Nah, a parent's supposed to keep an eye on what they're kid's doing and who they're talking to, right?

[departing]

[Oh no.

Ange knows a bunch of criminals.

How is he supposed to explain?

He'll just keep this to himself.

Before Rudolf goes crazy.]

It's been a few months since she first arrived here. You may have to ask her everything yourself.

I'm not sure.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[No, no, spit it out, boy!!]

She probably won't answer if I ask, it has to be real casual, from someone she least suspects!

[departing]

She least suspects?

So it can't be Battler either?

[gunsgoldgirls]

You got it, definitely not me or Battler, they have to be someone who'd have no motives behind asking. Just someone who's curious about who else she knows.

[departing]

Is it okay if I ask?

She shouldn't suspect anything.

I guess.

[gunsgoldgirls]

See, you're a neutral party, it'll be fine, go right for it!

[departing]

I'll try my best. Even though I'm not confident in it turning out well at all.

What if she says no?

[gunsgoldgirls]

If she says no you just keep insisting you have to know, right?

[departing]

I can do this. I'll ask her as many times as it takes.

[Shu don't take it seriously...cries.]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Too late...]

Thataboy! You're a good kid, even if I end up barring any men from going near her, you get an exception.

[departing]

Ange will be fine. You don't have to go that far.

Really.

[gunsgoldgirls]

I know how terrible men are, so I don't trust 'em around my daughter.