first minute [Voice/Video]

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[There's the sound of fumbling as someone seems to be trying to get the braclet to work- however, the video function doesn't turn on yet, and all you can hear is the voice of a man.]

Huh, some sort of screen. Er, no no no, wait, I shouldn't get distracted by this. Please, miss maid, there must be some mistake! I can't stay here.

[The man sounds almost manic and rather worried. Looks like someone is not taking this new place very well.]

I'm on the lookout for this murderer, you see, and if I don't get back, he's going to kill my brethern! I can't let that happen. And really, tell Mr. Heimdall that despite what he calls himself, he is not the god I work for. And I know, because, well, God created me.

[The maid responds patiently in a level tone.] You have been brought here to bring life to the world.

Okay, yes. I realize that! Please, you've got the wrong person. Can't I just go home, maybe, and fix what's going on there and then come back here? And why in the world did you take my wings? I feel so normal without them.

You cannot return home. It is impossible. Here is the door to the Welcome Hall, sir.

[The man lets out a frustrated sigh, and suddenly, with a click, the video function turns on, revealing a strange-looking fellow with short red hair and...clocks for eyes??]

Wait a second, what did this button on the screen do? Hello? Anyone out there? It seems to be recording me...well, that's ingenious, actually.

No, stop it, Cheriour, you can't be distracted! Oh dear, I have to get back...I can't stay here. Not at all. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

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[unenlightening.livejournal.com]

[You have clocks for eyes.

Lycoris isn't sure if that is awesome or kind of weird. Kind of leaning towards the former.

She is focusing on the eyes mostly because most of everything else in the feed pretty much flew over her head.]

-- How do you see?

video

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[Oh! There's a person on the other end of this thing. Cheriour cocks his head like a curious bird.]

I see because the systems behind the gears of the clocks have been modified for absorbing light and they are integrated with the optic nerves...and wait. Why am I talking about this?

Who are you?

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[unenlightening.livejournal.com]

[WELP

That just flew over her head too.]

'Cause I asked. And I'm Lycoris!

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

[Hey, another guy who lost his wings! For a second Euri's wondering if he's another dragon like Alduin (he was talking about losing his wings, after all) but upon seeing those eyes her mind is turning to another explanation.]

Hey! You look pretty advanced for a golem....

Video

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[And yet another person. And she's calling him a golem. Cheriour frowns, sounding rather affronted.]

Excuse me, I'm an angel. Not a golem.

audio;

[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

[Psshh, ridiculous.]

But angels don't talk. Or have creepy clock-eyes.

[clearwater]

Uh... welcome to Asgard? [YEAH MORE HEIMDALL PEOPLE] Not to be a downer, but I'm pretty sure it's not as easy as just asking them to send you home.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Erm, thank you sir.

[He sighs.]

Usually asking people nicely gets them to consider your position, at least. But this maid doesn't seem to react to anything I'm saying. Maybe I have to talk with this Mr. Heimdall if he's he one in charge.

[clearwater]

Well— [aiyoo dude you are off the info train] No, Heimdall's just a metaphor. Kind of. You can't actually talk to him, his name is just on the hall and stuff.

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[text]

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[Ooh, text! Cheriour makes a move to reply but realizes he still has no idea how this screen works yet and just stick with video.]

Nothing's wrong with them. They're clocks.

[text]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

text also I SWEAR I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WORD

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Welcome to normality.

text ME TOO why isn't it

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[And this guy is also getting the video treatment because WHAT IS TECHNOLOGY HOW DOES IT WORK.]

This is...normal?

/INVENTS

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

Not having wings tends to be yes. Can you see with those clocks?

Audio;

[putaspellonwho.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you explain why you can't stay you'll be let go? You might be able to... I tried it, but maybe you'll have more luck sir?

Video

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Alas! I tried, miss, but it seems nobody wants to listen to me. It's very sad...I'm needed back home or else people are going to get killed.

[Video]

[smartwinchester.livejournal.com]

God created you?

[Could this be an angel of the Lord that isn't an asshole?]

[Video] OMG YESSSS i love you

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Yes, God created me! Where else do angels come from?

[HE IS THE NICEST ONE YOU WILL EVER MEET except for the fact that he kills bad people BUT BESIDES THAT HE'S THE POLITEST 8D]

[Voice]

[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

God created you?

[Video] /falling down all these Supernatural characters

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[Hmm. Why are so many people asking about God creating him? How curious.]

Yes! I'm an angel. He created me, who else would?

[video]

[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ Wow.

Man, she thought all humans looked strange at first, but she got used to it. But this guy just sort of ups the ante! ]

Looks like you're stuck here with the rest of us. Might as well get comfy! [ Needle needle. But really, she is more curious about him than anything. ]

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[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Comfy? How can I be comfy when people are getting killed back home?

[A sigh. He hasn't noticed how strange Vriska looks, what with her horns and yellow eyes, yet, still distracted by his current predicament.] It isn't fair...

[video]

[aeterno_arma]

[He's pinged so hard. A god created you too? Wigs?] Excuse me sir...are you a djinn?

[video]

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[A frown.]

Hardly not! I'm an angel.