first minute [Voice/Video]

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[There's the sound of fumbling as someone seems to be trying to get the braclet to work- however, the video function doesn't turn on yet, and all you can hear is the voice of a man.]

Huh, some sort of screen. Er, no no no, wait, I shouldn't get distracted by this. Please, miss maid, there must be some mistake! I can't stay here.

[The man sounds almost manic and rather worried. Looks like someone is not taking this new place very well.]

I'm on the lookout for this murderer, you see, and if I don't get back, he's going to kill my brethern! I can't let that happen. And really, tell Mr. Heimdall that despite what he calls himself, he is not the god I work for. And I know, because, well, God created me.

[The maid responds patiently in a level tone.] You have been brought here to bring life to the world.

Okay, yes. I realize that! Please, you've got the wrong person. Can't I just go home, maybe, and fix what's going on there and then come back here? And why in the world did you take my wings? I feel so normal without them.

You cannot return home. It is impossible. Here is the door to the Welcome Hall, sir.

[The man lets out a frustrated sigh, and suddenly, with a click, the video function turns on, revealing a strange-looking fellow with short red hair and...clocks for eyes??]

Wait a second, what did this button on the screen do? Hello? Anyone out there? It seems to be recording me...well, that's ingenious, actually.

No, stop it, Cheriour, you can't be distracted! Oh dear, I have to get back...I can't stay here. Not at all. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Comments

[clearwater]

Yeah, that's what I mean. But if you're like, "Hey, my existence is magical!" to a random person, they'd probably just laugh at you. Or at me, since I guess you kind of have the wings and the smiting to back you up.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Alas, not here. And technically, I'm not supposed to reveal my existence so arbitrarily. But here is an exception because I guess I'm not really an "angel" anymore.

[clearwater]

Yeah, me neither. I'd probably be in big trouble with Sam if he knew... [LMFAO GODDAMMIT HE JUST GAVE ANOTHER THING AWAY] But I figure, kidnapped to an alternate dimension, kinda got a little more leeway on these things.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

...

Wait, this is an alternate dimension? I thought this was another world...or are those the same things?

[clearwater]

Well... I don't know the specifics. [relative physics is like the last thing that seth is good at tbh] Does it really matter? I mean, we still got kidnapped...

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's true. [A sigh.] They really picked me at a horrible time...

[clearwater]

You're telling me, man. I'm supposed to be preparing for some kind of final showdown thing.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Final showdown? For what?

[clearwater]

It's kinda political. [treaties and violations and newborns and—yeah.] Basically I think my pack's about to go to town on my friends. It's complicated.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Go to town...you mean attack, don't you?

One thing I will never understand is why people want to use violence most of the time they encounter a problem...

[clearwater]

[well, to be fair—] The only way to kill a vampire is tear its head off, so...

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?! Vampires?

[clearwater]

Yeah... it's kind of a long story.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Vampires and werewolves...my, my. It seems the mre I'm here, the more the fairy tales come true.

[clearwater]

Surprise!

[it's always funny when people get really freaked out over the vampires & werewolves things, considering how normal it seems to seth at this point.]

Maybe you'll meet the Tooth Fairy next.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Perhaps! I already met a girl who said she was a fairy, so it could be possible.

[clearwater]

Maybe even the Easter Bunny. That'd be pretty great, wouldn't it?

[would at least make this place a little less awful!]

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. Though I don't know what purpose these gods here wold have with a large anthropomorphic rabbit who hands out eggs with sweets in them to children.

[clearwater]

I dunno what purpose they have with a werewolf either, but I'm still here.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. That's true. I wonder how they went about choosing people...?

[clearwater]

I think if anybody knew, we'd probably be able to figure out how to get back.