playerkills ([personal profile] playerkills) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-28 12:09 am

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[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when---

she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight
]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!


[ yozora bites sena.

well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face.
]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay.
[ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)
burntviolet: (Let me see)

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[personal profile] burntviolet 2012-03-28 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[SOBS Hanako actually turns sad at that. Sena why all these lies]

Ah... w-well, I wanted to j-join the club but your f-friend already told me how to... and I gave some suggestions to the... horse person.

[Oh but how rude, she'd better introduce herself!] My name is Hanako... Hanako Ikezawa.
meatshields: (→ T H E F U C K I S T H I S ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to hear anything like that from someone whose existence is tied to a bathroom!
meatshields: (→ N O O O O O O O ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ sorry but sena just SCREAMS because omg what is that torn-up rabbit head AHHHHHHHHHHH ]

What- what-
meatshields: (→ C O M P L I S U L T ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, you humans? What's with that?!

Anyway the horse's head is a sealing item.
meatshields: (→ M C B R A G ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
We're the most famous club in Asgard! [ ...the ONLY club in asgard ] Eventually you'll be able to read about us in Conan-kun's welcome guide!

[ ...sena you didn't actually explain what it's about ] We're a club for people seeking further training in social interaction!
meatshields: (→ B L U S H ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, what?! Friend- [ so flustered ] I don't know who- There's no one- Ah but. Was it. Was it Utena-chan?
meatshields: (→ S I D E W A Y S ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ reading over the post ] You mean Kodaka? Oh he isn't - [ skdjf GAH ] He's just Kodaka, alright?!
meatshields: (→ F R I E N D L Y ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ don't worry hanako! sena will always be a million times more rude ] Joining the club is simple. You just tell us you want to join and why! It just gets more complicated when it's that dumb Yozora because she's a bitch but I'll always accept girls in the club!
burntviolet: (Aside glance)

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[personal profile] burntviolet 2012-03-28 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
... Th-that's his name? [Because she never asked it rofl]

Ah... w-well, I... [THIS IS SO HARD]

I want to join... b-because... because it looks interesting and... I w-want to give it a try... [Though she needs to try going outside alone first.]
aupologies: (Katia on the right arm...)

[personal profile] aupologies 2012-03-28 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Au au! Really? I've never heard of it before now, nano desu. Are there games?
stungun: (( negative ) when they cry)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-03-28 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
...What is this gross thing speaking to me?! It's really creepy...!!
stungun: (Default)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-03-28 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's the thing! He sounded so cool, I didn't want to get his name and ruin the illusion.

But he said to stop by and visit sometime... [ no he said some other things too... ] So I thought I'd keep a lookout.

[personal profile] oresamazing 2012-03-28 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
[... What the hell did he just...?]

Is there a reason you're wearing a horse's head?
kreissmas: (pic#2585253)

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[personal profile] kreissmas 2012-03-28 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ just kind of ignoring... all the weird stuff... ]

The Neighbors Club, huh? [ somehow he missed actually getting the name of the weird group in charge of that speed friending thing. ] What exactly do you guys normally do?

[ please don't tell him that wearing horse heads and fighting like that is just everyday life for this mob ]
flareuplife: Believe - Safetysuit (I'm gonna break this)

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[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-28 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ialsjflasfl Screaming.]

H-hey, c'mon! It's not that bad.
Edited 2012-03-28 15:04 (UTC)
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ no shame)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Train in the hopes becoming one of those wretched normals.

[ it's ok noel today is just horse head day that's all

tomorrow is paper bag day ]
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ hello)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there a reason you're asking?
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That is our name. Are you interested in joining?
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ i eat you)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No, we don't tolerate idiots. You'll have to talk to Akari about that.

That's a nice head.
kreissmas: (pic#2014358)

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[personal profile] kreissmas 2012-03-28 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ uhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

... I don't think you really have to train for that. [ if this wasn't video he would probably be backing off a little rn ]
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ oh)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's there for a reason that has nothing to do with you, you... You look just as human to me as everyone else, so keep your self-image to yourself. There's no room for another goddess in this club.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh....)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A-a-absolutely nothing! [ she's getting flustered, and although no one can see her face, it's evident in the way she speaks. ] I... I don't want to talk about it!
flareuplife: (You're thinking all my thoughts)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-28 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say I'm an idiot, but okay.

Yours too. Did you make it? [Because everyone can make giant mascot heads like you, Kiri.]
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ hello)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch. Staring is rude. I don't like the dumbfounded look on your face.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ hello)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph, naive. Too naive! Only someone with friends would say that. But as someone who has lived ten pitiful years without friends, I can vouch for the extreme difficulty of our goals. [ wow she's not cray cray okay just. eccentric... ]

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