playerkills ([personal profile] playerkills) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-28 12:09 am

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[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when---

she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight
]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!


[ yozora bites sena.

well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face.
]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay.
[ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ no shame)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-31 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You're talking to someone who spent four hours reading in an amusement park alone.
volcanoes: (talk doesn't plow the field)

[personal profile] volcanoes 2012-03-31 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing is obvious when you're wearing a horse head.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh.)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-31 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'll leave all the filming to you, Shu. [ She just put a lot of trust in him right now... ]
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ i eat you)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-31 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't see my face, can you? That's the whole point.
volcanoes: (useless wisdom is double foolishness)

[personal profile] volcanoes 2012-03-31 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's not like you're hiding who you are.
thismustbelove: (pic#2922170)

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[personal profile] thismustbelove 2012-03-31 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like we have a problem on our hands, then. Whatever are we supposed to do if it were expected of us to spend time in one?
manlypassion: (Put that crystal away.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-31 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi oi... Come on now... People might actually think you have a horse for a head if you don't.
manlypassion: (Another day; Another dive.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-31 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*... SHOCK-- and funny after her saying she wouldn't above.*

Oh? I suppose anyone who saw this would associate it with your club... Though the question is who would want to win it.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ no shame)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-31 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's their problem. [ No it's not. ]
manlypassion: (... you have got to be shitting me.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-31 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So you wouldn't have issue with people dubbing you "horse face" or the like?
manlypassion: (... you have got to be shitting me.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-31 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'd be worried if you didn't, since that would have meant you had it all along.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ astaroth)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-31 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll just kill anyone who does.
manlypassion: (Put that crystal away.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-31 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Haaa... Is that so? Let me guess, you'd do it in a way that implicates it was exactly because of said horse face?
manlypassion: (Sure! You can pet it all you want.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-03-31 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing wrong exactly... But if you had showed up here with it, I would have had to have questioned what the hell you were doing before showing up.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× sᴍᴜɢғᴀᴄᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-31 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. You actually thought that was sympathy? Don’t get ahead of yourself; I was only using you for my practice.
stungun: (( negative ) when they scorn)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-03-31 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It must be a very weak demon...
onlyserves: (◊ charming (dark sparkles))

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[personal profile] onlyserves 2012-04-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He is a little disappointed over her calling him by his first name, but it was to be expected from the few times he has heard her conversation with his master.]

Yes, I do believe everyone has been getting along well from the bit she has spoken about her time with the other club members. I am glad my master was able to make many friends especially with someone as kind and entertaining as yourself, Yozora-sama. [He'll begin to sparkle while placing a hand over his chest.] It fills my heart with joy at the mere thought of her time with you and the rest of the club. I'm sure there are many stories to tell.
survived: (pic#2083953)

[personal profile] survived 2012-04-01 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I noticed it too, actually. I'm glad that you had the same forewarning.
highstakesgame: (Here we belong; fighting to survive)

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[personal profile] highstakesgame 2012-04-01 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a witch, obviously.

And what are you the goddess of?
highstakesgame: (No man can be my equal!)

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[personal profile] highstakesgame 2012-04-01 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps a little of both!

I see no reason to be ashamed of what I am, though!
charming_jerk: (WHUT)

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2012-04-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. I ain't made 'a money, ya know.
departing: (⊹⊱ i can't look into your face)

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[personal profile] departing 2012-04-02 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing.

[Oh god. That can't end well.]

Do you need any help though? For script editing.

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