patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (❪ 012 ✦ PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS。 ❫)
ʀɪʀɪᴄʜɪʏᴏ sʜɪʀᴀᴋɪɪɴ ❣ 白鬼院 凜々蝶 ([personal profile] patronizing) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-24 03:03 am

❝ ғɪғᴛʜ, ᴀᴜᴅɪᴏ ❞   

[ hey there asgard! so today it is audio over video, and you will certainly recognize both of these voices. the first voice to speak is one you are probably starting to adjust to; of course, it’s none other than soushi miketsukami. and with him tonight is the girl who went missing after being stabbed due to the ides of march and hadn’t been seen nor heard from since, ririchiyo shirakiin! ]

Ririchiyo-sama, are you certain about this? [ his voice will be heard more as a plea than a suggestion. ] Please, allow me to be the one to look after your body's well-being. I do not wish for your body to exert itself too hastily if your fingers continue to fumble around...

You don’t need to!! [ clearly ririchiyo isn’t budging. because of where her wound was, it was easily considered indecent. or, at the very least, rude. even if her breasts were close to non-existent, she still wouldn’t allow a man--a fully grown man, no less-- to take a peek. ] Something like this is nothing but childs play. I can do it myself.

[ soushi will remain silent after his master's response. he knew the true reason behind her stubbornness over taking care of it on her own, but he could not allow it. after all, it was a very delicate matter, something only he could do because, as far as he knew, ririchiyo was still inexperienced in these sort of practices. ] Do you truly have vast knowledge in taking care of it? Have you ever taken care of something as delicate as this on your own in the past?

[ there is silence. it’s not particularly long, but not exactly short either. however, when she speaks again she sounds a little flustered, embarrassed even. ] O-Of course I have! What do you take me for, a fool? It’s easy, and it even has a rhythm to it. You put it in, then pull it out.

Ririchiyo-sama. [ he'll stop her from further explaining because it was clear she truly was inexperienced with taking care of something as complex as this. anyone with basic knowledge will know this is a job for two instead of one. ] There is a difference between learning these sort of practices from a book than first-hand experience. Very different, and a lot more complex. I am not challenging your knowledge and skill, I have faith you will do a fine job at it. However, this job is a lot larger for a mere person; you'll need someone to assist you, and keep from making too much of a potential mess. We can’t be rude to our kind housemates by leaving them to clean up after us. So please, allow me to be of assistance. I only wish to make your body feel satisfied, without any pain. [ there will be another pause, neither long nor short. ] Please trust me. I have enough experience to assist you.

I told you that such a thing won’t be necessary, aren’t you listening to m—!? [ before she can finish her sentence she is cut off as she comes in contact with the mattress, her mind momentarily boggled by how it came to be. hovering over her was soushi, and even though none of the people could see any of this, he wasn’t only hovering over her but he was standing over her, almost as though he were taking matters into his own hands. obviously ririchiyo being well, ririchiyo, her initial reaction was one word really: doom. but then she’s back. ] Is your hearing malfunctioning? Haven’t I already said that I don’t need— hey, wait a minute! What are you doing!?

I am very sorry for acting like this, Ririchiyo-sama. It is not my intention to hurt you in anyway, but I feel this matter is too delicate to argue any further. It is a matter that cannot be delayed like this.There is little time, and I feel we will get nowhere at this rate. [ his voice sounded urgent, filled with concern, and maybe a tad bit rushed. ] I will never harm you. I can never harm my wonderful master, the one who has saved me before. Please believe me when I say -- I will not look nor touch more than necessary. I only wish to...help you. Do you not trust me as your faithful dog?

[ he was good. really good. those black sparkles were coming in to play, and in that moment she really couldn’t figure out if she’d made some kind of pledge or something. ] Trust is completely out of the ques— wait, what do you mean by you won’t touch more than necessary? W-W-Wait just a minute!

[ and with a loud AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! at the end from the female, the voices are gone. ]

( Grey is Soushi, purple is Ririchiyo. Both will be replying to threads, although Soushi may troll the living daylights of those who misunderstood what is going on while Ririchiyo flips tables. Replies may be a tad bit slow, especially from Soushi-mun. )
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[personal profile] entreats 2012-04-11 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ -- Ah, when he says that first part.. She can't help but think back to home, to the sisters, furniture-- it had been exactly the same thing as he was saying now, right? Even though he's human instead of some sort of magical creature, he's saying the same thing? Something about that.. it's wrong, it feels wrong, somehow. She hadn't even been able to treat the sisters as furniture, they had been more like her friends, almost like humans, so to hear someone who's actually human say it.. It does really feel wrong. But she swallows it down, much like everything else, and instead focuses on the rest. ]

... Yeah, you make a good point about the gods, I guess. I just don't want to believe them no matter what, since there's a good chance of that biting us in the ass in the end. It feels like they're just sucking up to us with the things they offer us, and in that case I'd rather bite the hand that feeds me rather than end up being smacked in the face by it. [ aka Ange has just grown very pessimistic, cynical and distrustful over the years - she would act this way towards anything, really. ]