II- Backdated to the 16th when I was AFK

[biifurcatiion]

riight, 2o.
2iince for the fore2eeable future there are two hole2 iin me.
whiich ii2 an iimprovement over retchiing and leakiing all my bodiily fluiid2 a2 my organ2 explode one by one, 2o really, you know, iit2 no biig deal.
except for the part where ii got 2tabbed twiice and now iim pretty much 2tuck, that wa2 a biig deal.
2o ii need 2omebody two do me a favor.
fiind 2ome bee2, briing them here.
and 2ome frame2 whiile youre at it.
iive had enough of u2ing thii2 outdated caveman-era appropriiate 2ack of 2hiit and wiire2 for codiing, iit ii2 pretty much u2ele22 for accomplii2hiing anythiing.


[QUIRKLESS VERSION:
Right, so.
Since for the freseeable future there are two holes in me.
Which is an improvement over retching and leaking all my bodily fluids as my organs explode one by one, so really, you know, it's not big deal.
Except for the part where I got stabbed twice and now I'm pretty much stuck, that was a big deal.
So I need somebody to do me a favor.
Find some bees, bring them here.
And some frames while you're at it.
I've had enough of using this outdated caveman-era appropriate sack of shit and wires for coding, it is pretty much useless for accomplishing anything.]

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

why the hell doyou want bees

but more improtantly
do u actuall yknow of anything here than can be used to do coding on??
this communicator is completely shit
cant do anything w/it at all

[biifurcatiion]

not that iit2 any of your bu2iine22, but.
two 2et up an apiiculture network.
ii am calliing iit riight now that you dont even know what the fuck iit ii2.a2 codeiing goe2 2ee '2hiit' under 'jack.'
thu2- bee2.

[tipsygnostalgia]

sry im still just trying to work out what bees have do do w/networking
r u high or somethign

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[hungryfor]

What kind of bees?

[Text]

[biifurcatiion]

honey bee2.
ii fiigure iim goiing two have two teach them how two manufacture the correct honey but iif they at lea2t 2tart out knowiing how two do that iit2 a 2tart.

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[hungryfor]

Whoa. You can teach bees?

[timegame]

twice?
seriously?


where are you stuck exactly?

[tyrian]

W)(at? TWIC-E? Are you at t)(e )(ospital?

[biifurcatiion]

oh 2hiit.
the back2tabbiing matespriit emerge2.
only actually you 2tabbed me iin the thiigh whiich hurt liike a biitch, and ii'm really hopiing a2 2oon a2 ii tell you thii2 there2 goiing two be a really great explanatiion and we can clear thii2 whole thiing up.
otherwii2e, what the fuck, feferii.

[tyrian]

W)(at are you glubbing about?
I didn't stab you! I've been taking my lusus to t)(e lake today!
If someone's going around looking like me and doing t)(ings like t)(at t)(ey'll FIS)( t)(ey DIDN'T!

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[ryuuzaki]

Bees?

[He doesn't think this works the way you think this works, Sollux. But you continue to pique his curiosity.]

[biifurcatiion]

ye2, bee2, that2 what ii 2aiid.
why ii2 thii2 2uch a hard concept, ii am a2kiing for bee2, therefore, ii want bee2.

[ryuuzaki]

Yes, but the question is why you want bees. They aren't usually known for their relevance to programmers.

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[parasiteye]

Oh fuck, you're still here Termite?

[not moving from text for the world]

[biifurcatiion]

do ii actually know you.
ii mu2t have forgotten on account of your lame 2ub2tandard trolliing, what ii2 that even.
2orry about that, youre ju2t not that memorable, ii gue22.

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[lethechained]

Did you get stabbed twice or was it something else?

[biifurcatiion]

2tabbed twiice.
whiich 2eem2 two be twiice a2 much a2 everyone el2e.
iit2 fanta2tiic, let me tell you.

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[aggrievance]

It seems as though The Tragedy of Julius Caesar is not a universal concept.
May I inquire as to how bees will help your need for electronics of a higher calibur?

text;

[biifurcatiion]

plea2e, ro2e, liike we diidnt have troll juliiu2 cea2ar.
but iim goiing two go out on a liimb and 2ay youre tryiing two pull off 2ome liiterary reference, would that be accurate?
iin whiich ca2e my reply ii2- ii could giive le22 than two fuck2 about 2ome dead conqueror iimmortaliized iin 2hiitty propagandiic pro2e, whether he got 2tabbed or not, they are pretty much all the 2ame.
death to the lowblood2, hoard the power, 2omethiing 2omethiing ma22acre.
anyway that ii2 an excellent que2tiion ii have only heard at lea2t twiice already.
well you miight a2k!
apiiculture network2 rely on a 2eriie2 of hiive2 con2tructed a2 frame2 whiich are u2ed two relay 2iignal2 through a combiinatiion of grub2, bee2, and wiire2.
iit ii2 va2tly 2uperiior two any of thii2 and al2o pretty much unhackable iif you cant communiicate wiith bee2.
iim not explaiiniing how two do that.

[sup]

is this like a psa or do you seriously want us to go bee hunting for you

[biifurcatiion]

okay 2iince ii clearly havent 2aiid thii2 enough.
ii am one hundred percent 2eriiou2.
ii realiize that2 probably a novel concept for you, iif you need two 2iit and proce22 that iit2 ok.
ii am pretty 2ure youd be u2ele22 at iit anyway.

[crabby]

... YOU GOT STABBED?
AND YOU'RE ASKING FOR FUCKING **COMPUTER MATERIALS**???

[biifurcatiion]

kk you mii2erable diip2hiit.
for once iin your liife, 2ummon up whatever 2hred2 of decency you can two not be a blii2teriing nook2taiin for once iin your liife.
becau2e ii really dont want two hear iit.
ju2t get me my 2tuff.
and briing iit over here before ii fuckiing fly off the fuckiing handle wiith how mii2erably boriing iit ii2 haviing two convale2ce.

[honky]

stabbed huh?
HOW'D YOU LIKE IT MOTHERFUCKER? :o)

[He is all-too-pleased by this, okay? He only wishes that he could have been the one doing the stabbing.

[Anyway, it seems like a totally appropriate question to him.]

[spaghettiole]

[Totally not in the best mood after being stabbed and killed himself, but whatever. This is distracting enough.]

Bees? What the hell do you need bees for? And why are you typing like that?