II- Backdated to the 16th when I was AFK

[biifurcatiion]

riight, 2o.
2iince for the fore2eeable future there are two hole2 iin me.
whiich ii2 an iimprovement over retchiing and leakiing all my bodiily fluiid2 a2 my organ2 explode one by one, 2o really, you know, iit2 no biig deal.
except for the part where ii got 2tabbed twiice and now iim pretty much 2tuck, that wa2 a biig deal.
2o ii need 2omebody two do me a favor.
fiind 2ome bee2, briing them here.
and 2ome frame2 whiile youre at it.
iive had enough of u2ing thii2 outdated caveman-era appropriiate 2ack of 2hiit and wiire2 for codiing, iit ii2 pretty much u2ele22 for accomplii2hiing anythiing.


[QUIRKLESS VERSION:
Right, so.
Since for the freseeable future there are two holes in me.
Which is an improvement over retching and leaking all my bodily fluids as my organs explode one by one, so really, you know, it's not big deal.
Except for the part where I got stabbed twice and now I'm pretty much stuck, that was a big deal.
So I need somebody to do me a favor.
Find some bees, bring them here.
And some frames while you're at it.
I've had enough of using this outdated caveman-era appropriate sack of shit and wires for coding, it is pretty much useless for accomplishing anything.]

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

why the hell doyou want bees

but more improtantly
do u actuall yknow of anything here than can be used to do coding on??
this communicator is completely shit
cant do anything w/it at all

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[hungryfor]

What kind of bees?

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[biifurcatiion]

honey bee2.
ii fiigure iim goiing two have two teach them how two manufacture the correct honey but iif they at lea2t 2tart out knowiing how two do that iit2 a 2tart.

[biifurcatiion]

not that iit2 any of your bu2iine22, but.
two 2et up an apiiculture network.
ii am calliing iit riight now that you dont even know what the fuck iit ii2.a2 codeiing goe2 2ee '2hiit' under 'jack.'
thu2- bee2.

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[hungryfor]

Whoa. You can teach bees?

[timegame]

twice?
seriously?


where are you stuck exactly?

[tipsygnostalgia]

sry im still just trying to work out what bees have do do w/networking
r u high or somethign

[tyrian]

W)(at? TWIC-E? Are you at t)(e )(ospital?

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[ryuuzaki]

Bees?

[He doesn't think this works the way you think this works, Sollux. But you continue to pique his curiosity.]

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[parasiteye]

Oh fuck, you're still here Termite?

[not moving from text for the world]

[biifurcatiion]

do ii actually know you.
ii mu2t have forgotten on account of your lame 2ub2tandard trolliing, what ii2 that even.
2orry about that, youre ju2t not that memorable, ii gue22.

gosh termite goshhhhh

[parasiteye]

I know you can talk, asshole.

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[lethechained]

Did you get stabbed twice or was it something else?

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[aggrievance]

It seems as though The Tragedy of Julius Caesar is not a universal concept.
May I inquire as to how bees will help your need for electronics of a higher calibur?

[biifurcatiion]

yeah that would defiiniitely be the thiing ii ju2t pretty much outriight 2tated.
ii take2 practiice though, iit2 not liike one of tho2e thiing2 you ju2t piick up out of nowhere.
2o are you up for thii2 or not?

[biifurcatiion]

wow rude.
al2o niice ethnocentrii2m, jacka22, liike ii cant have bee2 ju2t becau2e youve never heard of iit.
putting a2iide that thii2 ho2piital ha2 got me on 2ome pretty good 2hiit, liike wow, ii dont even feel a thiing anymore actually.
but that ii2 no rea2on two a22ume that ii dont know what iim talkiing about.
whiich ii2 categoriically and automatiically a lot more than you.
maybe iif you briing me 2ome ii wiill 2chool your poor human thiinkpan how two really get 2ome codiing done.

[biifurcatiion]

oh 2hiit.
the back2tabbiing matespriit emerge2.
only actually you 2tabbed me iin the thiigh whiich hurt liike a biitch, and ii'm really hopiing a2 2oon a2 ii tell you thii2 there2 goiing two be a really great explanatiion and we can clear thii2 whole thiing up.
otherwii2e, what the fuck, feferii.

[biifurcatiion]

ye2, bee2, that2 what ii 2aiid.
why ii2 thii2 2uch a hard concept, ii am a2kiing for bee2, therefore, ii want bee2.

[tipsygnostalgia]

wow ok
first off im not beeing the jackass u r
*beeing can stay bc u love bees apaparently
i seriously have no idea what bees have 2 do with computing but sure
if i find some bees or u find some bees
can i come witchness this big mnystery firsthanded
*witness
and lol
ur gonna school me on coding is that right
u might be in for a surprise bro bc im pretty damn good
only person whos gonna be schooling shit is moi

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[hungryfor]

That is too rad. Sure, I'm in!

Moving day for one wild hive, courtesy of Agent U.N.I.T.Y. and - what's your name?

[sup]

is this like a psa or do you seriously want us to go bee hunting for you

[crabby]

... YOU GOT STABBED?
AND YOU'RE ASKING FOR FUCKING **COMPUTER MATERIALS**???

[honky]

stabbed huh?
HOW'D YOU LIKE IT MOTHERFUCKER? :o)

[He is all-too-pleased by this, okay? He only wishes that he could have been the one doing the stabbing.

[Anyway, it seems like a totally appropriate question to him.]

[spaghettiole]

[Totally not in the best mood after being stabbed and killed himself, but whatever. This is distracting enough.]

Bees? What the hell do you need bees for? And why are you typing like that?

[tyrian]

W)(at are you glubbing about?
I didn't stab you! I've been taking my lusus to t)(e lake today!
If someone's going around looking like me and doing t)(ings like t)(at t)(ey'll FIS)( t)(ey DIDN'T!