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[concretejungles]

[This has all been horrendously confusing. When the video comes on, it's to the curious face of a young, pretty metrosexual looking guy. A teenager, clearly, and one who's currently in the park in the dwindling sunset.]

This is kind of like a BBS, right? Or a chat room?

It's kinda cool, but this is all cliche, isn't it? I've watched a lot of sci-fi movies, and this is really overdone! I know I'm a handsome, desirable protagonist, but this is a really lame set-up for a movie! I didn't even find any cool clues to foreshadow it!

[He smiles, and laughs, but still looks a little disoriented despite the enthusiastic gesturing that accompanies his speech.]

And anyway, girls with no faces aren't as nice! They don't even smile or blush! The only person I've seen who was interesting at all was a weird old man trying to warn me about something. Not sexy at all!

But I bet there's some cute girls around, right? Other people like me? If you're pretty and looking for a good time, answer this ASAP! It's of vital importance!

Comments

[Audio]

[fujigglephysics]

Um, I'm afraid I'm not much of a gossiper, sorry. And, any details that I provide would most likely have been on your letter as well.

However, the lodging at whichever house you're staying in is free, so there's no need to worry about paying. [A pause.] ...and, I don't think you're going to get many girls if you're very straightforward with that message.

[Audio]

[concretejungles]

I see, I see! So you're the shy type who prefers an indirect approach!

[Audio]

[fujigglephysics]

[...well, he's got one half of it right.]

Actually, I'd much rather prefer if people were honest with me through some way.