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[This has all been horrendously confusing. When the video comes on, it's to the curious face of a young, pretty metrosexual looking guy. A teenager, clearly, and one who's currently in the park in the dwindling sunset.]

This is kind of like a BBS, right? Or a chat room?

It's kinda cool, but this is all cliche, isn't it? I've watched a lot of sci-fi movies, and this is really overdone! I know I'm a handsome, desirable protagonist, but this is a really lame set-up for a movie! I didn't even find any cool clues to foreshadow it!

[He smiles, and laughs, but still looks a little disoriented despite the enthusiastic gesturing that accompanies his speech.]

And anyway, girls with no faces aren't as nice! They don't even smile or blush! The only person I've seen who was interesting at all was a weird old man trying to warn me about something. Not sexy at all!

But I bet there's some cute girls around, right? Other people like me? If you're pretty and looking for a good time, answer this ASAP! It's of vital importance!

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It's not cliche if it's real...

Uhm. Don't think that's how it works, at least. Ah-- I--

Oops.

[He realizes he's not pretty or looking for a good time, so he fumbles for the off button]

Real things can be cliche too! If it's been done to death, it's dead!

Hey, where're you going? Don't wuss out of a conversation so fast!

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You are the second person to speak of this man.

Could you relay what he said?

So he's bugging everybody, huh? He said "beware the ides of March" when I asked him what he meant he said something about betraying somebody or something.

Aiya, I haven't seen any pretty girls here in person yet... But I hope you find someone!

[ Says the pretty girl who would not be averse to having a good time. ]

Ah, really? If you haven't seen one, you should look in the mirror! You're quite a cutie yourself, y'know. A fresh flower in a convenience store bouquet!

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Or are girls with no faces better because they can't talk?

Think about it.

Not at all! A girl's laughter and smile is the most precious jewel in the world! Erotic bodies are important too, but it's no good without feelings!

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YOUNG MAN.

AT YOUR AGE, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO SPEAK OF YOUNG LADIES IN SUCH A WAY. WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY IF HE WERE HERE?

NOW I REALIZE THAT THIS MAY BE A DIFFICULT TIME FOR YOU, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO ACT SO IMMATURELY. WHY, NOW MORE THAN EVER YOU SHOULD BE TAKING HOLD OF YOUR SITUATION AND DOING WHAT YOU CAN WITH IT IN THE MOST RESPECTABLE AND MATURE WAY POSSIBLE.

THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU SHOULDN'T TREAT YOURSELF TO SOME FUN ONCE IN A WHILE, BUT AS FOR THESE YOUNG LADIES YOU SEEM TO BE SO INTERESTED IN, THAT FUN HAD BETTER CONSIST OF NO MORE THAN A NICE DINNER AND PERHAPS A GOOD MOVIE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Whoah, someone's uptight! Don't worry about it! I always treat girls right. A real man should be chivalrous! But my dad doesn't care what I do, so his opinion has nothing to do with it!

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welcome to the holy motherfuckin city my brother.
HONK HONK.
what kind of good time were you all up and thinkin?

Drinks with a girl maybe a movie and some kissing What's the honking for?

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You must be a really interesting person to be a protagonist.

I'm way interesting! Being my friend is like being friends with a commercial star! All sorts of wild adventures and an endless supply of girls to flirt with!

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I don't think Mio-chan is here, but I can be her stand-in!

[Not.]

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Aah, is this "Mio-chan" a pretty girl?

You're enough by yourself she must be an incarnation of beauty! But y'know, a more simple cuteness like yours is just as valuable as a supermodel's beauty! Sometimes you just have to have plain rice!

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Protagonist? Please, stop joking around. This is a serious issue. You're going to be stuck here for a while whether you like it or not.

You're being an amateur. All you care about is cute girls.

How will you ever get by here?

I'll get by with total grace.

No matter where you are or what you're doing, it's important to be able to joke about it!

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Aa - it's not a dating service!

Who needs a dating service? I can find girls without a guide!

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It's...nothing like that, actually.

Ah, really? Well I'll take your advice into account, so why don't you give me some juicy details?

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[ hey kida cute girl coming your way ] You know, some of those faceless people can be pretty good for getting info on this place. I've been talking to them for the past few days, and some of them know a lot more than others.

We're not in a movie, by the way! I'm pretty sure this is 100% real, no matter how cliched it is.

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Information is only a small part of what I'm looking for y'know.

Affection is way more important!

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And the flirts just keep on coming . . .

Are you nervous about it? Don't worry, I have the best of intentions!

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[ oh god you can't be serious. how is he even supposed to do this.

oh, right. lying through his teeth. shota incoming! ]

I think it's more fantasy than sci-fi, to be honest... [ this is the best thing to focus on-!! ]

Close enough, close enough!

[Lucky for both of them that Kida has no idea he should suspect this kid at all.]

It's just whether the girls with green skin are aliens or magical!

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I'll be willing to negotiate with the girl issue.

In return for some donuts.

Donuts?

That's kind of a weird request. But it's nothing in return for a lady's affection!

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[...he reminds her of someone she wishes was here, doesn't he. Wry smile:]

If I wasn't spoken for, I'd take you up on that.

Ah, a lady whose heart has already been won! The glow of being in love just makes you more beautiful, you know. He must be a lucky guy!

I think you might want to focus your priorities a little better...

My priorities are always in the best order! I'll change them up if it's a life-or-death situation!

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Ah, so if you'd call this a sci-fi, you're saying you want to turn it into a romantic comedy or something?

Exactly! Or it could be both, right? The comedy of a handsome human boy pursuing the love of strange girls in a magical city!

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[Varon looks completely bored then perks up at hearing the line about the Grey girls and laughs. He's met a few cute ones but he's not going to tell. He'll covet that honor for himself.]

Tried that. It doesn't work an' it feels weird. Just sayin'.

[He shrugs.]

What, you tried getting one of the grey girls? That's kinda weird!

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So let me get this straight... you've been kidnapped, and the first thing you want to do is hook up?

Yep! If I've got a whole city to run around in, why not make myself acquainted?

You don't know?

It's a movie about weird stuff based on fake science! Like a story about a guy whose DNA mutates and he turns into a fish monster!

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