❝ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ, ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ❞

[patronizing]

[ Greetings, Asgard! Looks like someone set off their bracelet at a bad time, if the angle on the feed is any indicator. From the look of things, some sort of battle’s just come to an end, as a pair of combatants (one visibly sweating and the other absurdly relaxed....) come into view. ]

Eh~ Those guys were pretty tough, huh~ [ This is coming from the one who doesn’t seem worn out in the slightest, naturally. ]

Hmph. Like you’re one to talk — you didn’t do anything beside stand on the sidelines like some kind of mascot. [ Here, her tone seems to give off the feeling of a mix between irritation and exasperation. Honestly hijiri... ]

Hey now, I was only letting Chiyo-chan serenade me with her strength~! [ If he realises how... ridiculous that sounded, he doesn’t really show it... ] Thou~gh, I like how that sounds! Do I get a cool mascot outfit?

Ah, I must’ve worded that incorrectly. You were more like a burden on the sidelines. ... Honestly, you’re such a troublesome guy.

I help in my own little way, right? Bu~t, if I’m a burden, I’ve really got to thank you for bearing me! Chiyo-chan’s so kind~!

Hah, don’t misunderstand. I was just making sure those pesky things didn’t cause trouble for anyone else. [ Although this does warrant him a mumbled: ] You’re welcome.

Oh, I see... [ Insert what may or may not be a chuckle!!! here ] Then, I should change out that ‘kind’ for ‘thoughtful’, is what you’re saying?

Hmph. [ The viewers may notice here that ririchiyo has gone on her hmphing mode. ] No need.

It’s not really a matter of need.... So then, I amend my statement to ‘Chiyo-chan’s so thoughtful’.

[ He thinks for a moment, before giving a light shrug. The more observant viewer might catch him make another quick look round to see that they’re both safe... but that’s about all the effort he’s going to show. ]

Hm~, maybe I should talk about your sudden fighting prowess too?

Wha— What are you blabbering on about with words such as ‘prowess’? Hmph! Could it be you weren’t expecting this from me?

Hm... not really! [ HE SAYS IT IN SUCH A SHAMELESS WAY. ] Most girls your age don’t do that sort of thing, right?

[ A pause before — ] ... I’m not like everyone else. Hmph, how rude of you though. To think you’d lump me in with the rest of the girls my age.

Oh no~ I said something silly, didn't I? Please, accept my apologies! [ It's impossible to tell if he's being sincere or stupid, as always ... ] But yeah, Chiyo-chan’s a special case, that’s for sure.

Let’s just see if we can sort the rest of these things out. How something so tiny could be so troublesome, I’m not sure.

[ He chuckles lightly, giving Ririchiyo a lopsided smirk ] Since it’d probably make my apology a little pointless, I’ll avoid the obvious joke here, okay?

Wha—!?

[ Aaaaand leaving off at that embarrassing point, the feed cuts off mid-sentence! ]

( Dark green is Hijiri and dark purple is Ririchiyo. Both of them will be replying to threads but one or the other may be slower than than rest of us. /sideyes herself. )

Comments

[ video ]

[predicting]

Mm~ I don't really fall under the 'needing help' part of that, and there's no need to look down on those people as 'weird'!

[ video ]

[entreats]

Of course you need help if you're jut going to stand around and be useless. The monsters will have you for breakfast like that.

And.. well, I'm really curious as to your reasoning on that latter part.

[ video ]

[predicting]

That's what 'companions' are for, right?

Hm~ It makes perfect sense to me...

[ video ]

[entreats]

Companions are for being eaten? [ okay, no, she knows what he meant but she's just pretending to misunderstand.. ]

What a noble role, sacrificing yourself like that.

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ w o w rude. sacrificing yourself is a very sensitive subject for him!!

which is why he's going to pause for a sec. ] Mm... the morbid Ange-chan strikes again~

[ video ]

[entreats]

[ w o w maybe for ange too, remember burgers?? but he's right she's utterly morbid and not even in any good way.. ]

Is that such a problem?

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ w o w maybe they could bond over this if they were more open. ]

It's not a very cute trait, y'know?

[ video ]

[entreats]

[ g o d why do we always play the closed muses. ]

How rude, I'm plenty cute. [ but it's said in the most deadpan way.. ] Besides, I don't particularly care whether people think of me as cute or not. I'd prefer they didn't, actually.

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ g o s h who can say... ]

Hah, so Ange-chan's that type, huh. Okay, I get it now!

[ video ]

[entreats]

... Wait, what kind of 'type' are you thinking me to be now? [ she doesn't trust it.. ]

[ video ]

[predicting]

The tomboyish type with a possible interest in the occult! [ did he hit the mark? ]

[ video ]

[entreats]

[ well she wouldn't call herself tomoyish, but.. definitely not ladylike either, and the occult part is spot on so what is this how did he figure this out.. ]

Not too bad for a first guess, I suppose.

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ tomoyish is the clannadiest typo.

also most girls like something related to magic in his experience, whether it's princesses and love potions or witches and dragons; her being morbid just ups the odds of it being something 'occultish'! ]

Maybe I should've said 'gothic'? Ah, that's a little rude though.

[ video ]

[entreats]

[ tomoyo is sort of tomboyish?! ]

It's not like I have a random interest in the occult, so don't place me into some sort of stereotype. It's been more or less forced on me.

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ sort of!? ]

Ah~, I'd say I understand, but I don't really get it at all~ Are all your friends into it or something? [ well ange's only friends are furniture so. ]

[ video ]

[entreats]

[ ange's friends all come from ikea. ]

I guess you could say that they're more than just a little bit into occult stuff, yeah.

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ poor table-kun... ]

So~unds like quite the eventful life, huh.

[ video ]

[entreats]

[ poor urinal-kun.. ]

I would have preferred a more boring life over this, but it's not like anyone gets to pick.

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ I peety him. ]

Oh, c'mon now! If you lived a boring life, you'd get bored!

[ video ]

[entreats]

And if you live an exciting life, you end up dead soon.

[ not that she particularly minds that fact - she welcomes death by now - but it's the truth. ]

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ wow, the sensitive subject of death comes up yet again. see ange-chan this is why you're in hel with all the weirdos. ]

Yeah~... definitely morbid.

[ video ]

[entreats]

[ y u p.. if Ange would realise Hel's theme is morbid stuff and death rather than idiots, she might understand much better why she's in this house. ]

It's just the truth. No matter whether you call it morbid or something else.

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ a w w poor little thing. big bro Hijiri'll educate her! ]

I don't know~ It's not like there aren't any instances of boring lives being rather short.

[ video ]

[entreats]

[ Hijiri onii-chan.. teach her.. ]

Well, there are. But there's a much bigger amount of 'exciting' lives being short.

[ video ]

[predicting]

[ it's time to learn about big things! ]

That just sounds so jaded! I mean, how do we even decide what 'exciting' is?