asgardeventide | ❝ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ, ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ❞

[ Greetings, Asgard! Looks like someone set off their bracelet at a bad time, if the angle on the feed is any indicator. From the look of things, some sort of battle’s just come to an end, as a pair of combatants (one visibly sweating and the other absurdly relaxed....) come into view. ]

Eh~ Those guys were pretty tough, huh~ [ This is coming from the one who doesn’t seem worn out in the slightest, naturally. ]

Hmph. Like you’re one to talk — you didn’t do anything beside stand on the sidelines like some kind of mascot. [ Here, her tone seems to give off the feeling of a mix between irritation and exasperation. Honestly hijiri... ]

Hey now, I was only letting Chiyo-chan serenade me with her strength~! [ If he realises how... ridiculous that sounded, he doesn’t really show it... ] Thou~gh, I like how that sounds! Do I get a cool mascot outfit?

Ah, I must’ve worded that incorrectly. You were more like a burden on the sidelines. ... Honestly, you’re such a troublesome guy.

I help in my own little way, right? Bu~t, if I’m a burden, I’ve really got to thank you for bearing me! Chiyo-chan’s so kind~!

Hah, don’t misunderstand. I was just making sure those pesky things didn’t cause trouble for anyone else. [ Although this does warrant him a mumbled: ] You’re welcome.

Oh, I see... [ Insert what may or may not be a chuckle!!! here ] Then, I should change out that ‘kind’ for ‘thoughtful’, is what you’re saying?

Hmph. [ The viewers may notice here that ririchiyo has gone on her hmphing mode. ] No need.

It’s not really a matter of need.... So then, I amend my statement to ‘Chiyo-chan’s so thoughtful’.

[ He thinks for a moment, before giving a light shrug. The more observant viewer might catch him make another quick look round to see that they’re both safe... but that’s about all the effort he’s going to show. ]

Hm~, maybe I should talk about your sudden fighting prowess too?

Wha— What are you blabbering on about with words such as ‘prowess’? Hmph! Could it be you weren’t expecting this from me?

Hm... not really! [ HE SAYS IT IN SUCH A SHAMELESS WAY. ] Most girls your age don’t do that sort of thing, right?

[ A pause before — ] ... I’m not like everyone else. Hmph, how rude of you though. To think you’d lump me in with the rest of the girls my age.

Oh no~ I said something silly, didn't I? Please, accept my apologies! [ It's impossible to tell if he's being sincere or stupid, as always ... ] But yeah, Chiyo-chan’s a special case, that’s for sure.

Let’s just see if we can sort the rest of these things out. How something so tiny could be so troublesome, I’m not sure.

[ He chuckles lightly, giving Ririchiyo a lopsided smirk ] Since it’d probably make my apology a little pointless, I’ll avoid the obvious joke here, okay?

Wha—!?

[ Aaaaand leaving off at that embarrassing point, the feed cuts off mid-sentence! ]

( Dark green is Hijiri and dark purple is Ririchiyo. Both of them will be replying to threads but one or the other may be slower than than rest of us. /sideyes herself. )

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Mm~ I can see how someone with that sort of life would think of 'miracles' that way.

After a while you just don't get surprised anymore, I guess.

And so~, that is the tale of Jaded Occultist ☆ Ange-chan.

... Why does my life suddenly sound like some kind of manga story?

Because a life that's 'nothing but a chain of unlikely occurences' is pretty manga-esque?

Sure, but it's not like my life's meant for the sake of other people's entertainment. No matter what some people might think about that. [ dem witches. 8| ]

Hm~, so you have experience with that sort of thing... [ kind of obvious if she's making a jab at them. :| ]

Though, denying the audience entertainment just makes them want it more!

And in that case, would you be one of the audience members?

[ going to judge his answer--!! ]

[ wow how scary!! ]

Aha~, that's a secret~... Though, I kind of like getting on-stage sometimes?

Nobody likes a secretive guy. [ aka she just wants to know!! but whatever.. ]

So instead you'd rather like people to watch you?

People like an air of mystery, I find. [ wow nosy!! ]

Bu~t, I don't think that's what I said.

[ smiling guys can't be trusted!! ]

You said you like getting on-stage sometimes, right? That means the audience will have all of their eyes on you.

[ neither can broody girls!! ]

Not exactly~ 'Being on stage' and 'being the main character' are different, right?

[ before you know it they habu naisu dreamu you.. to hell!! ]

Ah, I get it. It's being on stage, but as a side character, right? The cute mascot? [ BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC aw yeah. ]

[ that might just have been the corniest thing I have ever heard.

w o w ]

Now you're getting it! All eyes to our protagonist, please! [ and in some distant world Toru sobs into his pillow. ]

[ don't hate it just because it's beautiful ]

And who would this protagonist be? It should at least be someone interesting or the audience will start throwing rotten tomatoes at them.

[ can I hate it for styling on me instead. ]

Mm~, aren't the gods the protagonists of this little story? [ hijiri that's not what she meant at all and you know it-- ]

Though, getting to throw a few tomatoes might not be too bad, in that case.

[ hate it not allowed here, only rabu!! ]

If they're the protagonists, I'll be skipping the tomatoes and directly moving on to heavier objects aimed at their heads.

[ rabu ando hayto are one and the same!! ]

Aha~, Ange-chan's so violent! Can't we just use bigger tomatoes?

[ no they're not!! ]

Bigger tomatoes won't actually hurt them, right? Unless they're capable of feeling physical pain through their dignity.

[ wow you're not the expert here!! ]

We~ll, considering 'gods' tend to be omnipotent to begin with, throwing things is a little...

[ why are you the expert, then!! ]

I doubt these "gods" are. They're just people with a really heavy case of self exalting.

[ because my rabu is undying!! ]

In that case, a big tomato would be enough to bruise their egos.

[ your rabu for me?? ]

Fine, we'll have it your way. But you'll need to bring the tomatoes.

[ no. your moes fail to inspire rabu in me. ]

Do they have to be rotten?

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