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[playerkills]

[ After meeting with the maid at Gladsheim Palace and unsuccessfully getting any answers regarding the way out, one angry-looking girl decides to put her bracelet to good use. ]

GET ME BACK HOME, YOU PIECE OF MEAT!

You think this is all one big joke, don't you? Oh, sure, let's whisk Yozora off to my estate in the middle of nowhere! Let's see the look on her face as she loses it and screams her head off! Damn meat, only an imbecile like yourself would laugh at something so base and senseless. Don't think I can't hear you! Everything is your fault! Everything! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here! If it wasn't for you, Kodaka would've--[ GRR. ] What sort of foolishness are you planning now? Che, rotten. Absolutely rotten to the core! [ She looks flustered at this point. ] I, I can only imagine the scandalous things scum like you would do to me in a dump like this...

[ But she soon comes back strong. ]

Come over here so I can rip that hideous wig off, you...!

[ The thing is, Yozora would be completely different right now if she didn't think she had this filtered, oops. She isn't usually this irritated... Feel free to bother her A after her outburst or B a little while after she has calmed down! ]

ooc: tags in the morning!

Comments

[ video; A ] horrible cr is go...

[entreats]

'Piece of meat', huh? Pretty original insult, although just as a tip, if you were busy talking to someone in particular, you might want to try and filter it next time.

aww yiss 1/4

[playerkills]

Why tha--

[playerkills]

[ oh ]

[playerkills]

[ oh shit um ]

done

[playerkills]

[ Groans. How does I shot talking to people?

Well, she certainly doesn't look very friendly. Which... makes this easier for her. ]

Th... thank you for that delightfully helpful piece of information... [ Yozora's very embarrassed, so embarrassed that she's forgotten how to switch video off. She's hoping to hide it with her dripping sarcasm. ]

a is always the way to go

[satisfies]

Hyahahhahaha! Scandalous, huh? Just what kind of things are you imagining, anyway...?

oh no

[playerkills]

[ screams on the inside HOW MANY PEOPLE SAW THIS oh no her shame ]

There are only so many inappropriate things a perverted bimbo such as her could ever think of doing...!

( a ) video. omg yozora

[sleepyidol.livejournal.com]

So some 'meat' person brought us here? And.. this is their house?

[ their house is so big they have GODS!! oh my gosh. ]

Woooow! And Miki thought her house was big!

yes yozora!! cries

[playerkills]

Yeah, but this isn't its house. Her house is ten times disgustingly gaudier.

[ Okay, maybe Yozora can have a little fun... ]

It looks like that meat kidnapped you, too. What a horrible creature it must be!

[audio]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Man, I almost feel bad for whoever the fuck got stuck with the name "meat" haha.

[playerkills]

[ man, she can't even deal with people, but when it comes to teasing Meat I mean Sena... ]

Heh, pity her as much as you want! That pathetic meat needs all the mercy she can get once I'm done with her.

Video;

[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

...I'm getting the impression you're a little pissed off.

[playerkills]

[ oh god okay SWITCHES TO AUDIO for real. human contact makes her awkward. ]

Only a little.

a wheeze

[paincompletion]

While understandable, your anger is ultimately a waste of energy.

kaye is here!!!!!

[playerkills]

[ audios this up instantly! ]

... You're right. I should save it for that meat when she gets here.

[Video] A

[defiesfinality.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! Calm down for a second! Make that twenty! I don't think anyone would have the power to send you here unless they were a really good teleporter.

[playerkills]

...

That Meat.... making me play a dirty video game without my consent....

video; oh god

[histories]

[oh wow this girl.]

I'm afraid this isn't as simple as a practical joke by a friend of yours, child.

yes

[playerkills]

Ah, right, you've right, you've got a point. She's too stupid for anything as elaborate as this.

1/i hope your inbox is ready

[meatshields.livejournal.com]

[ OH MY GOD YOZORA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE

meanwhile sena, who most definitely is not responsible for kidnapping anyone or getting anyone pregnant, has been enjoying a yozora-free existence until... ]

[meatshields.livejournal.com]

[ GET ME BACK HOME, YOU PIECE OF MEAT! ]

[meatshields.livejournal.com]

[ ...MEAT! ]

[meatshields.livejournal.com]

[ rotten ]

Re: 1/i hope your inbox is ready

[meatshields.livejournal.com]

[ scum ]

ITT: THREADJACKING FREE FOR ALL (cleared with yozora-mun!)

[meatshields.livejournal.com]

[ ADf;ljkasdf after sena has seen the rest of yozora's responses in this post ]

STOP TELLING PEOPLE THIS IS MY FAULT!!!!!!!

Hey! Hey all of you who talked to this stupid witch! Even peasants must have the brains to doubt someone with her suspicious fox face and foul mouth when she says things like this about a completely innocent person! You'd better not disappoint a divinely touched person like me when I'm giving you this much credit!

[ ooc: basically i didn't want to bust in on ongoing threads but if you want to humiliate sena or have some threadjacking fun, feel free to do it here! ]

[histories]

[wow, that's loud...] "Meat", I presume? I take it you have a proper name?