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[ After meeting with the maid at Gladsheim Palace and unsuccessfully getting any answers regarding the way out, one angry-looking girl decides to put her bracelet to good use. ]

GET ME BACK HOME, YOU PIECE OF MEAT!

You think this is all one big joke, don't you? Oh, sure, let's whisk Yozora off to my estate in the middle of nowhere! Let's see the look on her face as she loses it and screams her head off! Damn meat, only an imbecile like yourself would laugh at something so base and senseless. Don't think I can't hear you! Everything is your fault! Everything! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here! If it wasn't for you, Kodaka would've--[ GRR. ] What sort of foolishness are you planning now? Che, rotten. Absolutely rotten to the core! [ She looks flustered at this point. ] I, I can only imagine the scandalous things scum like you would do to me in a dump like this...

[ But she soon comes back strong. ]

Come over here so I can rip that hideous wig off, you...!

[ The thing is, Yozora would be completely different right now if she didn't think she had this filtered, oops. She isn't usually this irritated... Feel free to bother her A after her outburst or B a little while after she has calmed down! ]

ooc: tags in the morning!

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'Piece of meat', huh? Pretty original insult, although just as a tip, if you were busy talking to someone in particular, you might want to try and filter it next time.

Edited 2011-12-12 17:40 (UTC)

Why tha--

[ oh ]

[ oh shit um ]

[ Groans. How does I shot talking to people?

Well, she certainly doesn't look very friendly. Which... makes this easier for her. ]

Th... thank you for that delightfully helpful piece of information... [ Yozora's very embarrassed, so embarrassed that she's forgotten how to switch video off. She's hoping to hide it with her dripping sarcasm. ]

[ Ange can match sarcasm with sarcasm. Or at the very least with deadpan. ]

No problem. I just figured that I would have been pretty embarassed if I would filter something to someone and failed at it, especially if it involved yelling. [ at least, she figures that happened from the slightly delayed embarassed reaction.. ]

[ Huffs, because she hit the bullseye. Whatever, Ange! ]

I'm glad someone out there sympathizes with my plight. Who are you? [ Is she talking to one of Meat's maids... ]

Hyahahhahaha! Scandalous, huh? Just what kind of things are you imagining, anyway...?

Ange. Ange Ushiromiya. I would say 'nice to meet you' but this really isn't any conventional kind of meeting, so I'll leave it out.

[ still totally unfazed. ]

So some 'meat' person brought us here? And.. this is their house?

[ their house is so big they have GODS!! oh my gosh. ]

Woooow! And Miki thought her house was big!

Man, I almost feel bad for whoever the fuck got stuck with the name "meat" haha.

...I'm getting the impression you're a little pissed off.

While understandable, your anger is ultimately a waste of energy.

[ screams on the inside HOW MANY PEOPLE SAW THIS oh no her shame ]

There are only so many inappropriate things a perverted bimbo such as her could ever think of doing...!

[ wow rude! not that yozora is any better... ]

Ah, what a warm welcoming party. Not that I wanted one. Since you happen to be capable of speech, do also happen to know how I can leave?

Yeah, but this isn't its house. Her house is ten times disgustingly gaudier.

[ Okay, maybe Yozora can have a little fun... ]

It looks like that meat kidnapped you, too. What a horrible creature it must be!

[ man, she can't even deal with people, but when it comes to teasing Meat I mean Sena... ]

Heh, pity her as much as you want! That pathetic meat needs all the mercy she can get once I'm done with her.

[ oh god okay SWITCHES TO AUDIO for real. human contact makes her awkward. ]

Only a little.

Well, it's not bad! Their 'estate' is really nice! Miki's liking it, at least!

[ wink! ] Maybe you should just loosen up a little! This Meat doesn't sound that bad!

[ audios this up instantly! ]

... You're right. I should save it for that meat when she gets here.

[ On one hand, she reeks of the real world. On the other, she is too naive. Too naive!! Even if it isn't Meat's fault, Yozora can ruin things for her a bit, whatever. Only... she's awkward. So she switches to audio. ]

No, no, I'm afraid you're mistaken. It may seem that way now, but this Meat is utterly revolting in all aspects. Trust me, I know. I wouldn't try to get within 10 feet of its presence if I were you. You might get pregnant.

Well, you certainly got your point across. Sure hope this meat person heard it.

As who? This piece of meat you're talking about?

[ hm... curiouser and curiouser. ]

So you two have that kind of relationship, I take it?

W-w-wh... [ sputters!!! ] What kind of thoughts are you having!? Don't get the wrong idea! I won't allow myself to take part in such lewd relationships! Never!

... She is less than a person. The most vile and detestable creature. I've never met anyone so insipid in my entire life. [ which isn't many... ]

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