asgardeventide | 2nd Chapter - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[When Shiage gets back from the Ball, he'll find out that Mugino has broken into his apartment and left him hundreds of cards with a wide variety of messages on them. Some of them may have mushy things written on them, some of them may have mushy things written on them accompanied by crappy drawings of really grotesque and gorey things like people getting disemboweled, and some of them will have downright stalkerish and horrible messages on them like "No matter where you go, I'll find you" or "I want to cut your penis off," or "It doesn't matter how many girls I have to burn down there so you can't fuck them, someday you'll be mine." Probably a lot of sexual passes because damn she wants Shiage's dick bad. These cards will be crammed in all kinds of ridiculous places, like in his microwave, between couch cushions, etc. They will no doubt be covered in hearts and glitter and rainbows and all kinds of shit like that.

His apartment will be an absolute mess when he finds it--furniture overturned, shit pulled out of drawers and thrown wherever, and a lot of red paint smeared all over the place(she wanted it to look like blood okay). He may notice some of his clothing(underwear?) is missing.

And last but not least? His bed. It'll be completely unmade--because Mugino will have laid in it and cuddled with his pillow.

Happy Valentines Day, Shiage.]

Fuck... Mugino, you... She seriously went overboard this time.

It's almost like a hurricane had ripped through here. No, not just that. It looks like the perfect scene for a murder. No, it's a love comedy scene from hell...! I really hope that's paint...

Just leave it to her to completely vandalize my apartment in one fatal swoop. If there's one thing about her, she always does everything with 100% percent completion. It's exactly like how an obsessed video gamer wants to unlock everything right down to the secret ending.

[There's the sound of a snicker, then it becomes a long self-deprecating laugh at his own joke. Or maybe he was laughing at how hilariously ridiculous this whole situation was. Or maybe just using humor in a situation like this was the only way to keep himself sane right now. Just, why, why, why, why--- Why did these horrible situations always happen to him? She didn't have to go through his underwear, at least! It's seriously him getting badtouched without the touching part! But even here, he couldn't escape the City's darkness.] Hahaha... Ha...

Ahhhh.... [And he'll take a deep breath from all of that.] Well... I guess... I guess I won't be gettin' any sleep tonight.. C... Can I even stay here anymore?

((ooc: TL;DR - Mugino ransacked Shiage's room for V-Day gifts from hell and he's not taking it well. BEING HAMAZURA IS SUFFERING. Next post will be less horrifying and more lighthearted, I promise.]

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A dog shouldn’t sprout lies to thy master! Hmph, how rude.

Hey... Mugino is like an ex-coworker who I used to work for, but shit went down and we're playing the "cat and mouse" game!

[ she’ll switch to video ... just for you. because really? this is actually too amusing to pass up. ]

Hmph. What a waste of time that could be spent doing more useful things. I take it you play the role as the mouse, and she the cat? On heat, that is.

[This is a surprise, but he doesn't mind at all. This does deserve some explaining.]

Don't say creepy shit like that... But yeah, I ended up kickin' her ass onc-- No, twice in a row and now she's completely obsessed with me!

[ were her fiancee around these parts, he would’ve probably started labelling that girl as a super m because. hrhm, it’s his weird way of doing things. ]

How boring. And here I was expecting a more interesting story of boy meets girl, boy defeats girl in battle, and girl becomes obsessed with boy.

Why are you labelin' this as some shitty "romantic shounen" manga! I mean, she was one of the strongest espers back home and a normal average joe like me had beaten her, but I didn't want to have this kind of attention! I just wanted to be left alone!

Because it sounds like that exact kind of premise. [ whatever a ... shoujo manga is. she isn’t in to those ]

Anyway... If you see a tea-haired girl with a slender figure and slasher smile, you should run away. I don't want you gettin' hurt, Boss.

Hmph! Don’t concern yourself over who I’ll meet or not. If she comes in my direction, I’ll handle her.

No! Don't mess with Mugino Shizuri!! If she learns about our relationship, then I can't be responsible for how she'll take it!

--Fuck, you two might even get along and that might be an even worst result!

[ p-pfft. ] Our relationship? You make it sound like we’re a couple. Don’t misunderstand -- you’re just my dog, and I’m your master.

[sdfdsfa] You dumbass! I-I-I didn't mean it like that!

[ HAHAHAHA. ] Then what other possible ways could you of meant it as?

Well, when you say "Master and Dog"...?

It makes me picture with me havin' a collar on and you wearin' black leather or something! You know the saying: "S&M"!? Eh heh heh~!

[ . . . . . . . ]

I see. So you’re the erotic kind. Perhaps I misplaced my judgement in making you my dog.

H-H-HEY! Lighten up! It was just an innocent joke!

Then, without the lighthearted jokes, explain what you meant it as.

I meant as our unique camaraderie.

Camaraderie, huh. Hmph, I suppose that’s about right. It’s certainly unique.

And above all else, I don't wanna lose you. After all... If I can't die first, then this means you can't die on me either.

Hmph, then you have nothing to worry about then. [ ~~apart from the part where.... she died in canon... and then was reincarnated....~~ ] I won’t die on you.

Alright then! It's a deal. [Speaking of which...] Have you been makin' friends yet?

Why would I waste my efforts in doing something as foolish as that? [ read: no ]

Because it's like I said before, you'll be better off if you stick with others.

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