first blood // video

[kiss_shot]

[The feed kicks in with a sudden crash and the sound of harsh stomping echoing around the room, with maybe some frustrated grumbles in the background as well. Suddenly a foot comes flying right at the video feed, sending the feed into a blurred frenzy.]

Does thou want to suffer thousands of years of torture, because I will continue to kick thine sorry self around all day-

[With sudden realization, a small young girl no older than 8 with long flowing golden hair poked her head into view, looking pretty damn cute, and innocent. That didn't last for long though as a pretty nasty looking grin covered her face as she rushed to set up the camera.]

Waah! Finally! That wretched machine would just refuse to work! If I had to tamper with this abomination any longer I'm pretty sure it would of been brought to naught. Aaah, but seeing such an awful visage would be enough make one weep to see me in such the state~

Never mind that though! Thou shall now begin to feed my boredom as we speak, as I fail to sustain the little nourishment of entertainment I lack upon arriving. Fail to and... I will have to resort to measures which will leave thine soiled in thy bed! Wahahaha!

[Slumping back into a chair, she kicks her feet up and folds them over each other, teasing whoever is watching by rubbing them back and forth slowly. Though she realizes that her body is that of an 8 year old, she still thinks this idea could work if used in front of the wrong type of people. You know who I mean...]

Hurry up! Hurry up! Don't leave a lady waiting!

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[Video]

[kiss_shot]

Ooh? There is more vampires lurking around here? [This seemed to perk her interest somewhat, not by much though she'd much rather see this guy sing his heart out.] Anyway...

Hurry, hurry! I want to hear thee squeal like a pig! Haha!

[Video] 1/IDK why did I make this--

[defiesfinality]

[Give a moment to clear his throat. And he'll start singing with a stupid look on his face...]

Her name is Mugino~
She’s got the strongest power~
She’ll melt you down to your bones~
With her Meltdowner, she’ll purge all the scum away~

Touh! The other one is Kinuhata~
The "super" beauty of the group
With her Nitrogen Armor, she’ll blow cars away~
Wow, her defense is unmatched!

Yes, we are!!!
We’re just arrived! We’re the most elite group on the streets!
We’ll even shut up whining kids, we’re ITEM!
We’ll even show you our Super Fighting Pose!
You better kneel before its beauty!
We’re ITEM~

[Video]

[defiesfinality]

Her name is Takitsubo~
She’s the cutest of the group~
With her AIM Stalker, she’ll hunt you down…
She’ll hunt you down to the ends of the earth!

Her name is Frenda~
I didn’t know her for that long~
She gotten killed before my eyes~
But she was still a tough cookie~

Yes, we are!!!
We’re just arrived! We’re the most elite group on the streets!
We’re the best group in the world! We’re ITEM!!
They decided on chocolate parfait on their afternoon snack~
But they didn’t let me have any~

Yo! I'm Hamazura!
I’m the weak Level 0 of the group~
The one called "lackey"
I'll drive you to the ends of the earth!
I fight for the sake of others~
I don’t care how powerful you are, I’ll defeat you!!!
I might not have a power
But I'll show you my willpower and guts!!

[Video]

[defiesfinality]

Yes, we are!!
We’ve just arrived!! The most elite group on the streets!
We’ll make other groups cry out in fear!!
We decide on which order we go with through Rock-Paper-Scissors!
Since that’s nice and fair, although we never play fair~

Yes, we are!!!
We’re just arrived! We’re the most elite group on the streets!
We’ll even shut up whining kids, we’re ITEM!
We’ll even show you our Super Fighting Pose!
You better kneel before its beauty!
We’re ITEM~

[Video] DONE

[defiesfinality]

[And letting out a sigh whenever he finishes. OH MY GOD HE WOULD BE BEATEN UP IF ANY OF THEM HEARD IT.]

... Ugh... And there goes the last of my pride. Are you happy now...?

[Video]

[kiss_shot]

...

[Video]

[defiesfinality]

H-H-H-HEY! I THINK THAT DESERVES A GOLFCLAP AT LEAST!!

[Video]

[kiss_shot]

[She doesn't know what she just heard, and she sure as hell doesn't want to hear more. I think it's time to leave...

With a single clap she runs away down the street.]

[Video]

[defiesfinality]

[W-WHAT... Well, it was one clap. But alas, he didn't expect her to run away. He sung like a pig alright.]

Damn it... I can't even sing a song? Uwooh... I really am worthless.

not here

[deadcenter]

[that was the funniest thing of my life.]