asgardeventide | first blood // video

[The feed kicks in with a sudden crash and the sound of harsh stomping echoing around the room, with maybe some frustrated grumbles in the background as well. Suddenly a foot comes flying right at the video feed, sending the feed into a blurred frenzy.]

Does thou want to suffer thousands of years of torture, because I will continue to kick thine sorry self around all day-

[With sudden realization, a small young girl no older than 8 with long flowing golden hair poked her head into view, looking pretty damn cute, and innocent. That didn't last for long though as a pretty nasty looking grin covered her face as she rushed to set up the camera.]

Waah! Finally! That wretched machine would just refuse to work! If I had to tamper with this abomination any longer I'm pretty sure it would of been brought to naught. Aaah, but seeing such an awful visage would be enough make one weep to see me in such the state~

Never mind that though! Thou shall now begin to feed my boredom as we speak, as I fail to sustain the little nourishment of entertainment I lack upon arriving. Fail to and... I will have to resort to measures which will leave thine soiled in thy bed! Wahahaha!

[Slumping back into a chair, she kicks her feet up and folds them over each other, teasing whoever is watching by rubbing them back and forth slowly. Though she realizes that her body is that of an 8 year old, she still thinks this idea could work if used in front of the wrong type of people. You know who I mean...]

Hurry up! Hurry up! Don't leave a lady waiting!

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--Hey, hey. Don't rub your feet like that. You're gonna attract lolicons.

Hmm? Isn't that the point? I want to reveal all of the perverts right here, right now!

Dumbass. Don't get yourself into danger when you just get here! There are plenty of creepy fuckers lurkin' around, I'll have you know!

[Who the hell does this guy think he is? Telling her what to do and what not.]

Be quiet! I don't think you should interfere with my ways of humiliating the child touchers.

I'm gonna interfere whenever you like it or not. I can't just sit back and let you get violated by creepy guys.

Thou art pushing it! I think it's going to be me that you're going to have to worry about if you continue with this nonsense.

"Thou art?" Ummm... Isn't that a dead language?

It may be for you, human. I on the other hand have lived for centuries, 500 to be exact. [She isn't very fond of talking about her past. It's a touchy subject.]

My vocabulary has differed and expanded throughout the ages, but this manner of speech has stuck with me for some time. A habit if you would say.

---EHHH!? Then does that mean you're an old geezer who's trapped in a loli body?!

R... right, right.. So, what exactly are you?

"Geezer"? Those art some threatening words on my behalf right there... I'd watch your mouth, kid.

I am a vampire. Well, the mere shell of a former all powerful vampire, but let's not indulge on that subject any further, shalt we?

Wait... Shouldn't I said ha--[YEAH. CUTTING HIMSELF OFF.] W-wha?! I didn't mean to insult you!

A vampire... Like those creatures you see in RPGs in fairy tale books? I didn't think they actually existed. [Oh, well... She seems annoyed from that topic.] Alright, alright. Let's switch topics if that's uncomfortable.

Hmph! It's not like you would understand anyway.

But yes, basically, that kind of vampire. Thou does not have to worry though, I do not seek any blood I mearly like to tease~

Now that I have given thee that generous information would you please entertain me? A dance or a yodel would be nice.

Well, that's good... I've been hearing problems with a vampire, so it's good that you can control yourself at least.

[WAIT WHAT--] A-are you serious? Alright, fine. [Since he figures that he'll be harassed until he comes up with something.] Gimme a minute and I'll think of a song.

Ooh? There is more vampires lurking around here? [This seemed to perk her interest somewhat, not by much though she'd much rather see this guy sing his heart out.] Anyway...

Hurry, hurry! I want to hear thee squeal like a pig! Haha!

...are you stupid or something?

I'm just bored is all.

And that's going to work...?

Demanding little shit, ain't ya?

It's going to work.

What kind of planet are you from where that actually works?

Haha! You look a feisty one!

Go on, show me what you've got~

[Give a moment to clear his throat. And he'll start singing with a stupid look on his face...]

Her name is Mugino~
She’s got the strongest power~
She’ll melt you down to your bones~
With her Meltdowner, she’ll purge all the scum away~

Touh! The other one is Kinuhata~
The "super" beauty of the group
With her Nitrogen Armor, she’ll blow cars away~
Wow, her defense is unmatched!

Yes, we are!!!
We’re just arrived! We’re the most elite group on the streets!
We’ll even shut up whining kids, we’re ITEM!
We’ll even show you our Super Fighting Pose!
You better kneel before its beauty!
We’re ITEM~

I have yet to visit one now that I think about it.

But does it hurt to try?

Her name is Takitsubo~
She’s the cutest of the group~
With her AIM Stalker, she’ll hunt you down…
She’ll hunt you down to the ends of the earth!

Her name is Frenda~
I didn’t know her for that long~
She gotten killed before my eyes~
But she was still a tough cookie~

Yes, we are!!!
We’re just arrived! We’re the most elite group on the streets!
We’re the best group in the world! We’re ITEM!!
They decided on chocolate parfait on their afternoon snack~
But they didn’t let me have any~

Yo! I'm Hamazura!
I’m the weak Level 0 of the group~
The one called "lackey"
I'll drive you to the ends of the earth!
I fight for the sake of others~
I don’t care how powerful you are, I’ll defeat you!!!
I might not have a power
But I'll show you my willpower and guts!!

Yes, we are!!
We’ve just arrived!! The most elite group on the streets!
We’ll make other groups cry out in fear!!
We decide on which order we go with through Rock-Paper-Scissors!
Since that’s nice and fair, although we never play fair~

Yes, we are!!!
We’re just arrived! We’re the most elite group on the streets!
We’ll even shut up whining kids, we’re ITEM!
We’ll even show you our Super Fighting Pose!
You better kneel before its beauty!
We’re ITEM~

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