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[Riley pops on the screen while she takes a break from all the scavenging she's been going. She's got herself quite a collection going but why not take a breather? Besides, she has something she needs to address since everyone is down and, well, that just sucks.

So here she is, providing a distraction.]

Alright, I've been having a thought. I've seen a lot of girls in old magazines from back home and something always got to me whenever I looked at them. I mean, sure the makeup and clothes are weird because you can't do shit in most of them but here's the thing that really gets to me.

Was there some sort of cosmic bullshit that caused women to be completely hairless? Well, aside from super fabulous hair. And I mean hairless all over because I'm so not going to deny that I've seen the pornos floating about.

[Hey, she's a curious person, okay.]

Girls and women I've seen in my time have all that hair. Nothing wrong with it. It's hair, right?

[She shrugs and drinks some water from a bottle she has.]

Alright, are women hairless like that where you're from? Is this some weird as genetic thing no one ever told me about?

[Yeah. She has no concept of girls shaving.

So how's that for a distraction, Asgard? Who wants to be the first to explain shaving to her?]

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[Obviously, Ellie's in on this. When is she not?]

Guys too. No hair, what the hell. Like what happened to their pits?

Not to mention their faces, chests, and backs. The guys I've seen all get hair like bears.

Joel, anybody?

[Though to be fair, McHairyface is a lot more well-groomed than he used to be.]

Seriously. Hair all over.

Rrrrrrr. Bear. [That's her pretending to be one when she has no idea what the fuck a bear should sound like.]

What-

[And here's Ellie, cracking up.]

You fucking dork.

Oh shut up. I've only seen bears in pictures.

We saw some black bears one time. It was kind of amazing. I mean, it scared the crap out of me, but it was pretty cool.

... I can sorta see the resemblance.

You got to see real bears?

[Ellie, she no longer cares about hairless people. You saw BEARS.]

Yep, a mama bear and two baby bears. The little guys almost sounded like big dogs whining.

Dude, the wolves, though- we never got to see those but we could hear them sometimes. It was so cool.

Do they howl like they say they do in the books we read?

Oh yeah. A whole lot of them, all at once. It's not creepy, though. It's like they're all singing a song together. It sounds sorta sad.

Damn. I'd love to hear wolves sing like that.

[Of course, going home for that is not possible. Oh well.]

You're lucky.

[Lucky might not be the word, Ri. But Ellie grins anyway.]

We should see if there's anything like that here. And then we'll go and camp out and see if we hear anything.

Hey, without clickers everywhere, it'll actually be fun.

Girl, we are so doing this. Once things aren't all blown to shit, we're going out.

[This is like not even a maybe. It's a date okay.]

Oh yeah, you and me. Camping trip.

I bet you anything the wolves are gonna have six legs or something. And the rabbits will try to eat us.

If it turns out that the wolves are chill and the rabbits are flesh eating then we're totally getting a wolf pet.

Ugh, I always knew you were raised by wolves.

But hey, if you can lasso one, bring it back. Or. Whatever it is you do with wolves.

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So does that make me a wolf and does that mean you're into wolves?

[Yep. She went there.]

Excuse me. I'm a werewolf.

Still not the same species.

They're like, cousins or something.

... hell, I don't know. I'm not gonna argue about wolf people, wiseass.

Damn. And I almost got you to do it.

[They both know she wasn't trying to actually do that.]

Aren't vampires your thing anyway?

Vampires are badass, okay.

Okay, Countess Dracula.

[Snort. But hey, she's grinning again.]

... so, did you know there's this whole... like, genre of books of girls hooking up with werewolves and vampires and stuff like that?

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