[video/action]

[riverrunswild]

[The video pops on revealing the room the Doctor and River share at Thor 103. There is a figure standing in front of a mirror, a young woman. She looks at herself in the mirror putting lipstick on and straightening the leather jacket she put on. Someone who knows the female inhabitant of that room may notice that the clothes she wears all belong to River Song.

Then she turns around, her long braided hair whipping behind her and closes in on the camera.]

So now you decide to transmit, eh? It's just as well.

[She smirks, showing a set of white and perfect teeth.]

Anyone care to tell me where I am? Just woke up in this bed and the last thing I remember isn't exactly getting into it.

Where did you guys hide Hitler? It was just starting to get funny, you know?

Doctor? Amy? Rory? You can come out now, 's not a good joke at all.

[Attentive viewers may notice that the video is transmitted by River Song. Odd, isn't it?]

Comments

[bossily]

[There's so much laughter coming from this end. Clara adores you, Rue.]

Let the girl talk, Doctor. She knows what she's going on about.

[comeonthensexy]

[ Clara no. ]

She really doesn't.

[bossily]

She knows your love life's complicated.

[SHRUG.]

[comeonthensexy]

Only because I told her!

[ Pause. ]

That's not helping, is it?

[bossily]

[Head shake.]

Not a chance of helping, no.

[comeonthensexy]

Damn it.

[ If only it wasn't so accurate. ]

[bossily]

[Cue a stern look from her, although it's more playful than anything.]

Language, Doctor.

[comeonthensexy]

Oh, you ...

[ Waves hands, and then shakes a finger at her. S c o w l s. ]

Shut up.

[airborn]

See, the Doctor admits his love life is complicated.

Maybe he's just really confused, too.

[bossily]

Oh, he's definitely confused. About a lot of things really, but his love life in particular.

[airborn]

[She senses a kindred spirit in this lady.]

Ooh. Does that mean you know all about it?

[If you think that sounds like "tell me all the things" you'd be right.]