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[text] Wanted: Babysitter / Room-mate. Heimdall Area.

Wanted: Babysitter/Room-mate to join household in Heimdall area. Successful applicant must be a responsible adult, able to perform general household tasks and contribute to food and utilities. Applicant would have own room in comfortable, well-kept home.

Open mind and relaxed attitude to bedtimes a must. Tolerant of sheep, zombie movies and detective fiction. Also a healthy attitude towards giant robots is appreciated.

If interested, please respond with a list of your qualifications for consideration.

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A reanimated corpse that walks the land, feeding on the living.

.................The zombies in my world don't, apparently. [YEAAAAAH, did he tell you that one, Conan?]

That's interesting. I'll have to amend my statement then!

...No, it's okay. I think the ones I met were a special case.

Was that the only unusual point about them?

Well...think of them more as regular people stuck in their dead bodies for about 300 years.

Ah. That'd be unfortunate.

[ Saber no.]

Are they the doing of mages?

It depends on the premise. In some series they're magic, but most modern interpretations tend to favour a scientific outbreak.

Series?

We are not speaking of their presence in your world?

Edited (I KEEP FORGETTING TO TRIM THINGS OUT AFSDNF asd) 2013-02-23 04:15 (UTC)

We're speaking of their presence in zombie movies. Movies which are fictional.

Oh.

My apologies for misunderstanding.

[ Well that was embarrassing. ]

Think nothing of it!

Thank you. These new terms are very confusing...

A baby-sitter is someone who watches underage children, yes?

That's right! Someone who isn't a parent or guardian figure, but is employed to keep an eye on children in a typically hands-off role.

I see. Thank you.

I wish you luck in your search.

[ She's not offering because guess who will eat ALL THE FOOD. ]

Thanks for the good wishes!

Edited (Phone :/) 2013-02-23 05:29 (UTC)

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