first at-bat [video]

[yoghurts]

[ as the video turns on, you're treated to the sight of a confused looking young man. something that must surely be a familiar sight to anyone who's been here for a protracted period of time... though this one seems perhaps a bit more dazed than most. ]

Ah... hello, everyone.

[ despite his confusion, he manages a weak smile. his voice sounds rather calm, all things considered. ]

Let's see... I'm supposed to introduce myself, right? My name is Satoshi Houjou. It's nice to meet you at all.

Um... what else was there? Sorry, this has never happened to me before so I'm not really sure what to say. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them. Or am I one who's supposed to be asking questions right now? Hm... Can anyone give me some advice? Introductions sure are difficult. I'll do my best to pay you back when I can.

Oh! But we're saving the world, aren't we? Ha... that sounds pretty hard. I've never saved a world before, either. Well, I'll do my best.

Comments

[titties]

Saving the world isn't an easy job, but someone's gotta do it, right? Looks like they picked the right men for the job from how you've introduced yourself, heh!

[yoghurts]

You think so? Well, I'll do my best... but I'm not sure I was really a good choice.

[titties]

No, no. Part of that thinking... It's useless.

[yoghurts]

Huh?

[titties]

It's that negative style! It's no good!

[yoghurts]

I see... so what should I do instead, then?

[titties]

"I'll do my best"-- that was a good start!

[yoghurts]

[ then, with a yell. ]

I'll do my best! How was that?

[titties]

Yep! Much better!

[yoghurts]

That wasn't too hard.

[titties]

Still needs some working on, too.

[yoghurts]

I'll do my best.

[titties]

Though-- do you really want to help the Gods here? That's a first I've heard, heh. A ton of people threaten the those supposed Gods the minute they're here. [ him included..... ]

[yoghurts]

Oh... should I not do that? [ pause. ] I just thought that if they brought us here to help with something, they must really need it. I'd rather be back home... [ or so he thinks. ] But I don't think they'll let me go just because I ask them to.

[titties]

No matter how you look at it, though, it's a kidnapping!

[yoghurts]

Oh... I guess it is.

[titties]

Ya'know, I don't disagree with that line of thinking at all, though... They have a reason for what they do, but I just can't approve of it.

[yoghurts]

Then what will you do about it?

[titties]

I'll figure out the reason for what they're doing for sure-- and then I'll give em a good punch or two to the face!

[yoghurts]

I... I get the first part, but why do you have to punch them?

[titties]

After the stuff they've done to other people here, that's going pretty easy on them!

[yoghurts]

Did they do something bad to you...?

[titties]

Don't tell me... No one told you about the curses?

[yoghurts]

Curses...? [ does oyashiro-sama's curse reach even here... q_q ]

[titties]

Yeah. .... Some of them are pretty harmless. The other ones... they're completely screwed up.