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[nukeoleptic]

first of all: did anyone else have really weird dreams last night?
or really weird... dream, i guess
it felt like it went on forever :/

secondly: i want to introduce everyone to my grandpa!! he just arrived in the city and he will be my new roommate :D
now he is a little odd so i want everyone to be really nice to him
(and he is sort of old so his hearing is not always up to par, either, but he tries really hard)
but really he is the best grandpa in the world, lol

[ And Jade will just send over a few snapshots of a grown man who has clearly been taxidermied, mounted on a wooden base that keeps him upright. Most of Jade's dog Becquerel can be seen in the pictures, sleeping peacefully at his feet. ]

i am sure you guys will get along :p

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[pushesgently]

Are you aware that your grandfather is dead?

[She has to be. It's obvious. But...he can't be sure.]

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[nukeoleptic]

what???
omfg he is?????
no he cant be dead D:

[nukeoleptic]

pffthaha yes of course :p
i am the one that stuffed him when he died

[pushesgently]

[Well this actually explains A LOT about Jade in his mind.]

Is this a common ritual for the dead in your world?

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[heorot]

jade your grandpa looks a little.....
stiff. :p

[ also hi jade c: ]

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[nukeoleptic]

i would say that hed loosen up eventually, buuuut i cant promise that will be the case! :p

[ hi james c: ]

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[heorot]

asgard isn't /that/ bad
getting all worked up over nothing will make you age faster!

[ he missed you jade c: ]

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[brainiest]

I had the dreams too. Not so much the stuffed grandfather, but I imagine that's a little more personal than strange dreams?

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[nukeoleptic]

what were your dreams like?
and lmao what do you mean personal?

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[brainiest]

It's a little hazy. It just seemed like I was there for a long time, but when I woke up it had only been, what, eight hours? An average night. ANd I mean I don't think everyone woke up with their grandfathers...

[windbreak]

I'm honestly trying 2 figure out what reaction u want from something that creepy
so i can not give it to you

[And he's stumped. Little help? ...Wait, no, that would defeat the point.]

[nukeoleptic]

what!
excuse me :(
just because something is dead doesnt automatically mean its creepy

[tonsofpun]

ok but what the fUCK

[nukeoleptic]

its not THAT weird

shrugs

[feathery]

you know
even after playing a video game that shit fiery apocalyptic diarrhea onto earth and hopping into an alt dimension to fight ugly fanged gnomes in jester hats
not to mention all the horseshit that followed
this is still really fucking weird

shrugs back

[nukeoleptic]

okay i realize this is pretty weird but i mostly thought it was just funny
out of all the things in the world that the gods couldve given me they gave me grandpa??? :p
not that i am complaining
but you would think some of the sweet guns i used to have would be way more useful

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[bondsofsuffering]

[Thank god others have asked about it already because uh.]

First of all: kind of.

Second of all: that's a very unique family tradition you have

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[nukeoleptic]

kind of??
and hahaha
i know it is pretty weird >>;

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[samantha_grey]

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Right. Your...

Wow, I think you successfully topped the weirdness of my family. [cough] Sorry, that came out all wrong, but ... why do you have him preserved like that?

[Talk of dreams could wait, because this was... unusual.]

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[nukeoleptic]

[ She's amused, but also a little embarrassed at this point. ]

Because that's how he asked to be. He was a pretty eccentric guy.

[ a hefty description, coming from jade. ]

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[izanyagi]

[What.]

What. Is that...normal?

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[nukeoleptic]

i guess that depends on your definition of 'normal'! :D

[madcuriosity]

YOU STUFFED YOUR GRANDFATHER?!

[nukeoleptic]

he asked me to!!!!!

[comeonthensexy]

That's unusual.