[Accidental Video/Voice]

[scienceshow]

[The video feed cuts in, briefly revealing an exceptionally irate Szayel Aporro. He must have touched the gem enough to activate the video, because the view wobbles all over the place as he ripped the communicator from his wrist, throwing it against the wall (and it was probably fortunate he did not have his old powers, because that communicator would have shattered). The video spun around a moment before winking out, though the audio stayed on.]

--ridiculous! Why the hell would I need money in a place like this!

[There's the sound of him stomping around the room.]

The nerve...! They kidnap us, and now they force us to work!?

[And then a creek as he falls onto his bed. It's quiet for a long moment, before he mutters something unintelligible, and the communicator times out.]

Comments

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Sure you can walk around with those giant feet of yours?

[Action]

[scienceshow]

...

[brb, hunting you down now.]

[Action]

[parasiteye]

[ sdjkgsjkd CHILLIN IN HIS ROOM. bring it clowno ]

[Action]

[scienceshow]

[Brought it.]

[Knock, knock, knock~]

[Action]

[parasiteye]

--Go away, I'm busy!

Re: [Action]

[scienceshow]

[Knock, knock, knock~]

[parasiteye]

....?? Fuck off already! That means beat it.

[scienceshow]

[Knock, knock, knock~~]

[Don't make him blow up the door.]

1/3

[parasiteye]

[ oh don't worry HE WILL BE MARCHING RIGHT OVER TO THAT DOOR when this person doesn't go away 8||| and whipping it open ]

I told you to fuck o--

2/3

[parasiteye]

[ ..................this isn't a termite. Or a girl. Or maybe it is, there's pink hai--ohhhhhh ]

3/3

[parasiteye]

--Oh shit. [ sdjkgsdk and that's chuckled out ]

[scienceshow]

Hm... for someone that has crossed me far too often, you do not sound as concerned about my presence as you should be.

[Szayel rested a hand on the hilt of his sword, an easy smile on his face.]

No matter. I will be sure to rectify that.

[parasiteye]

[ yyyeaahhhhhh his eyes follow that movement and then he sees the sword. oops. ]

Fuck.

[ BODY CONTROL GO?! or at least he's trying here, to make Szayel hold still long enough for him to be MANLY and turn to run for the window 8'| ]

[scienceshow]

[Szayel's caught word of various new powers surfacing. Unfortunately for Kaz...]

I'm sorry, was this what you were trying to do?

[...Szayel's had a lot of free time to practice. BODY CONTROL POWERS ARE AWESOME.]

[parasiteye]

[ sdfjkgs it works amazingly well because Kaz has shitty will power ]

--Fuck!!

[scienceshow]

[Szayel let out an amused noise, fingering the hilt of his sword as he casually strode around the frozen idiot.]

Now... what do do with you...

[parasiteye]

--How about nothing? That'd be great! I'll even stop calling you a clown, so there's no reason for you to come any closer with that sword... [ come on come on come onnnnn BODY CONTROL. STOP. CEASE. PLEASE? ]

[scienceshow]

[NOPE!]

[Szayel drew his sword, sloooooooooooowly pulling it up, letting it hiss against the sheath.]

Mm... I suppose you should consider yourself fortunate. Were I in possession of my original powers, you would not still be standing.

[And you would probably be terrified of tentacles for the rest of your life. Wink wink.]

[parasiteye]

[ scream ]

--Yep, that's me! Totally grateful for you not...havin' those extra powers. Heck you can do away with these ones right now just fine! I'd be very, very okay with that.

[scienceshow]

[Szayel pulled the sword free, flicking it about with practiced eased. He wasn't a fighter, not by a long shot, but he could hold his own well enough. Kaz did not need to know that, however; not in this situation.]

[He pressed the blade to his throat, that easy smile still on his face.]

Perhaps if you beg me for mercy, I'll find it in my 'heart' to forgive you.

[parasiteye]

[ oh. ohhh.......it's so gross what you say it like that. HE'S GONNA TRY HIS HARDEST HERE TO LEAN BACK A LITTLE, pointedly glancing to the side. Because it just reminds him that there is a creepy hole in this guys' chest and he does not need to start staring at it ]

................

[scienceshow]

[In his chest? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.]

[Try lower.]

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you...?

[He pressed the blade closer to his throat...]

[parasiteye]

[ SHH I WAS TRYING TO AVOID THE REAL LOCATION OF WHERE IT PROBABLY IS LMFAO. if kaz knew he would be like =A= oh my god...

Of course pressing it closer makes him flinch just a bit because that kind of stings )8< and it also gives him a tiny cut where....gross black-green blood kind of seeps out after a few seconds ]

--Sorry.

[scienceshow]

[The blood makes Szayel pause, and he withdrew his blade for a moment, studying the blood. Finally, he grasped Kaz's shirt, wiping the blade off on it, before sheathing it.]

Very well... that will do. For now.

[And he leaves... but he doesn't let go of his control of Kaz until he closes the door.]

[parasiteye]

[ sdjkgsk and as soon as he does kaz drops onto his butt, immediately slapping a hand onto his neck and wheezing ]


What a freak...!