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asgardeventide2014-11-07 02:17 pm
everysecond) wrote in asgardeventide2014-11-07 02:17 pm
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[Riley is sitting in the middle of her room at Loki. She's got a candy bar in one hand and a sheet of paper in the other. Grinning, she takes a bite of the candy then shifts about to lean back against her bed. There's boxes all over it.]
Okay... [Yes, Mags. She's talking with her mouth full again.] Fo. We've ha' fum... [She swallows.] ...shit storms recently. I think it's time to lighten the mood and ask a really fucking serious question.
[She puts on a serious face and points at the paper with her candy.] Would any of these... [She points at the world at large with the candy.] ...work on any of you?
[With that, she clears her throat and looks over the paper before giving everyone her sexiest look.]
Hey, baby. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
[Her lip trembles as she tries not to just bust up laughing.]
If you think you feel good, you should feel me.
[She lets out a snort.]
Hey babe! There's a party in my pants and you're invited!
[Okay no. She's done. Riley busts up laughing because all of these are so bad!] Who the hell uses this shit? It's more likely to get you punched in the face!
Okay... [Yes, Mags. She's talking with her mouth full again.] Fo. We've ha' fum... [She swallows.] ...shit storms recently. I think it's time to lighten the mood and ask a really fucking serious question.
[She puts on a serious face and points at the paper with her candy.] Would any of these... [She points at the world at large with the candy.] ...work on any of you?
[With that, she clears her throat and looks over the paper before giving everyone her sexiest look.]
Hey, baby. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
[Her lip trembles as she tries not to just bust up laughing.]
If you think you feel good, you should feel me.
[She lets out a snort.]
Hey babe! There's a party in my pants and you're invited!
[Okay no. She's done. Riley busts up laughing because all of these are so bad!] Who the hell uses this shit? It's more likely to get you punched in the face!
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[Then again, pick up lines are not exactly something she's really thought about what might work or endear her to the other. Clementine is simply indifferent for the most part to 'kissing stuff'.]
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[Riley laughs more as she turns the paper around to show that it's FILLED with more lines she didn't use.]
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[He's used to hearing things he doesn't quite understand over the network, but this is just incomprehensible.]
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[Has she used that one before, because it feels like she has. She almost might be fighting to keep a straight face and slowly losing.]
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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
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Those were horrible. You can do better than that, and I don't want to hear them.
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Awwww but you could use them on papa, pop!
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[Did he stammer a little bit just then? Nope, it must have been your imagination.]
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/FINALLY ARRIVES FOREVER LATE etc
[ a small shake of his head ] You humans and your terrible... what do you call them? Pick up lines? Although I suppose in our youth we were not much better.
/HOLDS YOU
Well, I woulnnn fay all uma's uf 'em. Juff jerksh.
/CLINGS
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[He's performed several of them himself.]
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