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[tigers]

Good god, you lot again, is it? Still fighting your war, eh? It's only been three years since I last saw you, what? If you were so set on cowering in the trenches, you might have asked Basher Moran to take care of those beasties for you on his own.

Damn shame you had to whisk me away when you did, though. If you'd waited just a mo I would have been able to accurately describe to you the sound of a freshly shot man rolling right over a waterfall.

I suppose you all missed me terribly. I can't imagine you've been getting on well.

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[herrin]

Miss you?

Why bother? You haven't been gone that long.

[tigers]

[ GDI HE FORGOT ABOUT YOU ]

Still here, are you? It's an easy deduction that you missed me most of all, dear Miss Adler.

[herrin]

( HOW COULD HE FORGET ABOUT HER, SHE VISITED HIM IN JAIL )

Oh, naturally. I missed you so much I felt the need to burn your rugs.

( well. give them away. but. he didn't know that. )

[tigers]

[ HE'S HAD TO FOCUS ON OTHER PROBLEMS

Like possibly being fired. ]

You've done what?

[snowstormed]

hasn't been that long [it hasn't been long enough, is what he doesn't type.]

[tigers]

Perhaps longer for me than for you.

You must have missed me immensely, old chap.

[snowstormed]

just keep telling yourself that

wouldn't want to ruin your hopes [Because he's such a considerate guy.]

[tigers]

You may continue to miss me, chummy. I somewhat doubt they've given me the same quarters as before.

Poor you. Who can possibly live up to your expectations now?

[damselled]

I'm sorry, who are you, precisely?

[tigers]

Newcomer, eh? Col. Sebastian Moran, of the 1st Bangalore Pioneers. A shame on your part that you haven't heard of me.

[damselled]

My, aren't we modest?

[tigers]

Certainly not. Why should a man downplay his accomplishments merely to appear modest?

[dyingisnotdead]

and here I thought we were rid of you.

[tigers]

And now you get to be pleasantly surprised.

[dyingisnotdead]

Who said that it is pleasant?

[tigers]

An easy deduction.

[Text]

[hadbadays]

You're not a lord, are you?

Re: [Text]

[tigers]

Not at all, my good man. Merely the son of the once Minister to Persia. Before consumption got the mean old bastard, of course.

Why do you ask?

[Text]

[hadbadays]

Because a Lord Moran tried to blow up the parliament. The police got to him first, though.

Thought you might be related or something.

[ Not likely, since he's pretty sure they're not from the same reality and all. But still. Seems to run in the name to be less than clever.

Then again, Lord Moran was also up against Sherlock. ]

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[tigers]

If he were any blood of mine, he certainly wouldn't have gone and taken another bloke's failed idea.

Good on him for trying, though. Damn shame it didn't work out for the sorry sod.

[ Not everyone has a Moriarty to help them out with the plans, Moran. ]

[Text; Locked] hi adding another thread but I saw this and couldn't resist

[seesobserves]

[Lord Moran did WHAT.

...well, that explains why the name was ringing a bell.]

Attempted terrorism from the peerage? Mycroft must have suffered an apoplexy.

[allpurposescarf]

It's not over yet, so I suppose we must still be fighting it. Although I'm not entirely certain I'd call it 'ours'.

[tigers]

I hate to rain on your delusions, chummy, but fighting it, you've made it yours.

[allpurposescarf]

I'm not sure I agree. We might be fighting in it, but not all of us want to be here, much less consider it 'our' anything.

[tigers]

Again, old chap, you've made it yours. Deny it all you like, but that don't make it change.