[ oo3 ∞ anon mass text ]

[thoughts]

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND TRAVELLERS

A reminder that curfew is in effect between the hours of 10:00PM and 6:00AM. All outdoors activities during these hours are strictly prohibited, including but not limited to:

• fornication on rooftops.

Please be mindful of the time when playing hide the snake in public spaces.

This has been a courtesy reminder from your loyal City Patrol: keeping an eye on the sky so that you don't have to.

[ ooc; river will be staying anon unless otherwise noted. feel free to threadjack at will! and for the record, this is totally canon. ]

Comments

[thoughts]

[ it takes a few minutes for her to consider this. ]

Make them sleep on uncooked rice. Naked.

[bloodypocket]

I'm sure you're aware of how uncomfortable that could be.

[And doesn't that increase the likelihood of coming across more naked people...?]

[thoughts]

Mama made us kneel once for an hour. We stopped playing in the tulips. It's effective.

[bloodypocket]

I would suggest bringing it up as a suggestion next time someone asks for ideas regarding punishments, then.

So long as long as they aren't outside there is no issue, right?

[thoughts]

Correct. We aren't here to police your sex. Just when you have it outside.

[bloodypocket]

I'll be sure to spread that message lest they want to kneel on rice, then.

[thoughts]

Thank you for your contribution, fair citizen.