[ oo3 ∞ anon mass text ]

[thoughts]

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND TRAVELLERS

A reminder that curfew is in effect between the hours of 10:00PM and 6:00AM. All outdoors activities during these hours are strictly prohibited, including but not limited to:

• fornication on rooftops.

Please be mindful of the time when playing hide the snake in public spaces.

This has been a courtesy reminder from your loyal City Patrol: keeping an eye on the sky so that you don't have to.

[ ooc; river will be staying anon unless otherwise noted. feel free to threadjack at will! and for the record, this is totally canon. ]

Comments

[justacough]

Is that so. Well, she should come say hello sometime rather than just lurk about rooftops and windows.

[thoughts]

she's an expert with the lurking. not so much with the introductions.

[justacough]

Well, I'm a patient woman and quite wonderful with first impressions. So between the two of us, we'll meet in the middle.

[thoughts]

[ ooh. she likes the middle. equidistance and symmetry. it's fair. ]

okay. sometime in the middle.

[justacough]

Wonderful, I love being in the middle.

[thoughts]

me too.

[ no, river, honey, not the same. ]

[justacough]

I'm so glad to hear that, darling.