[ oo3 ∞ anon mass text ]

[thoughts]

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND TRAVELLERS

A reminder that curfew is in effect between the hours of 10:00PM and 6:00AM. All outdoors activities during these hours are strictly prohibited, including but not limited to:

• fornication on rooftops.

Please be mindful of the time when playing hide the snake in public spaces.

This has been a courtesy reminder from your loyal City Patrol: keeping an eye on the sky so that you don't have to.

[ ooc; river will be staying anon unless otherwise noted. feel free to threadjack at will! and for the record, this is totally canon. ]

Comments

[abhero]

just an efficiency suggestion. pictures will help you catch them and the humiliation in having their picture taken is enough to make sure to stop anyone from doing this again
also i just think it's funny

1/2

[thoughts]

sex is pretty funny.

[ wait but that's not the point. ]

[thoughts]

If this measure of public shaming doesn't work, we can take it under advisement. Though our officer has already prepared to move onto the bodily violence stage.

[abhero]

film the bodily violence then, these videos are always a hit

[thoughts]

Are you the reason you're not supposed to read the comments section?

[abhero]

i'm just exercising my right to free speech

[thoughts]

Not all exercise is good exercise if it leaves you with a fat head.