[ oo3 ∞ anon mass text ]

[thoughts]

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND TRAVELLERS

A reminder that curfew is in effect between the hours of 10:00PM and 6:00AM. All outdoors activities during these hours are strictly prohibited, including but not limited to:

• fornication on rooftops.

Please be mindful of the time when playing hide the snake in public spaces.

This has been a courtesy reminder from your loyal City Patrol: keeping an eye on the sky so that you don't have to.

[ ooc; river will be staying anon unless otherwise noted. feel free to threadjack at will! and for the record, this is totally canon. ]

Comments

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[writeswrongs]

Get it, bro.

[video]

[stilledsurgeon]

That's the idea! As much of it as possible.

[video]

[writeswrongs]

Amen. Those days are long gone for me, so get it while you can.

[video]

[stilledsurgeon]

Aw, what do you mean? You're not nearly too old yet. You look about my age.

[video]

[writeswrongs]

Engaged, man. You didn't know that? Fortunately, she's pretty amazing, so I'm not really having to do without.

[ not here ]

[extraordinarie]

[ yes she is. ]

[video]

[stilledsurgeon]

Oh yeah? You don't say. Found a good one, have you?

[Details, man! Details!]

[video]

[writeswrongs]

[He sees you there, Kate.]

Yes. Easily the most amazing woman I've ever met. And the best lover I've had, and trust me I've had quite a few of those.

[video]

[stilledsurgeon]

Hey, good for you! And at least you don't have to go looking for it, with a steady supply right there.

[He gives a conspiratorial -- and a bit lecherous -- grin.]

So...that good, eh?

[video]

[writeswrongs]

Absolutely that good.

Not over the network, man.

[She's obviously paying attention and would probably chop his balls off if he spread details about their sex life over the public network.]