[ oo3 ∞ anon mass text ]

[thoughts]

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND TRAVELLERS

A reminder that curfew is in effect between the hours of 10:00PM and 6:00AM. All outdoors activities during these hours are strictly prohibited, including but not limited to:

• fornication on rooftops.

Please be mindful of the time when playing hide the snake in public spaces.

This has been a courtesy reminder from your loyal City Patrol: keeping an eye on the sky so that you don't have to.

[ ooc; river will be staying anon unless otherwise noted. feel free to threadjack at will! and for the record, this is totally canon. ]

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[writeswrongs]

Damn, Kate, why didn't we try this?

[thoughts]

Would you be willing to come in for questioning?

[writeswrongs]

What?

[Then he realizes that this isn't Kate answering him.]

Why? We didn't actually do anything.

[thoughts]

To clear the air of any suspicions so the neighbors don't wonder if you're the escaped rooftop sex fiend.

[writeswrongs]

I'm not. But I mean... if I have to. Who's in charge of the City Patrol?

[thoughts]

The Wolf and the Serpent, Fenrir and Jormungand, although they report to the Allfather. We're only humble civil servants.

[writeswrongs]

Ok. Who's the traveler that runs it? Altair?

[thoughts]

We don't have an elected leader. We also don't have an Altair.

[writeswrongs]

Maybe he's on the Guard then. Which I guess isn't the same thing as the City Patrol.

Anyway, Kate and I didn't do it on the roof. What district did this even happen in?

[thoughts]

What district do you think it happened in?

[ so suspicious. and now she wants to find an altair. ]

[writeswrongs]

I don't know. I wasn't there.

[thoughts]

If you say so, Mr. Castle. We've got eyes on you.