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ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND TRAVELLERS

A reminder that curfew is in effect between the hours of 10:00PM and 6:00AM. All outdoors activities during these hours are strictly prohibited, including but not limited to:
fornication on rooftops.
Please be mindful of the time when playing hide the snake in public spaces.

This has been a courtesy reminder from your loyal City Patrol: keeping an eye on the sky so that you don't have to.

[ ooc; river will be staying anon unless otherwise noted. feel free to threadjack at will! and for the record, this is totally canon. ]

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It's not something anyone wants to read anywhere, honestly.

Sorry. It needed said. Apparently common sense wasn't the default setting.

If you're expecting common sense to be something people use, you're going to keep getting disappointed.

Disappointment hit terminal velocity at a year and a half. Now we advertise public shame instead.

Guess it's left to hope that people will learn. I doubt it, though.

Cynical. But also accurate. We'll keep holding out hope. There'll always someone that will refuse to make this easy.

Most choose not to. Why make things easy for anyone when you can make it easy for only yourself?

If we can't bank on sense, we can't bank on decency either. It's a sad day when I have to side with the authorities to find some semblance of order.

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