[ oo3 ∞ anon mass text ]

[thoughts]

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS AND TRAVELLERS

A reminder that curfew is in effect between the hours of 10:00PM and 6:00AM. All outdoors activities during these hours are strictly prohibited, including but not limited to:

• fornication on rooftops.

Please be mindful of the time when playing hide the snake in public spaces.

This has been a courtesy reminder from your loyal City Patrol: keeping an eye on the sky so that you don't have to.

[ ooc; river will be staying anon unless otherwise noted. feel free to threadjack at will! and for the record, this is totally canon. ]

Comments

[text]

[madvaporskillz]

At least it would be safer there than in streets.

[thoughts]

Theoretically. Daytime roof sex would avoid foot traffic and irresponsible carriage drivers. Daytime street sex reduces risk of falling and bird poop.

Both are illegal after curfew.

[madvaporskillz]

Such a pity, as I'm sure some will find.

[thoughts]

Some will always find something to pity.

[madvaporskillz]

So they will, regardless of what else there is to do.

[thoughts]

It's in the nature of sapient beings. We understand that and accept that our job is for professional party pooping.

[madvaporskillz]

Quite a dreadful job, if you were to ask me. I prefer to be as I am and nothing more.

[thoughts]

i do too. but we have to do something and she wants to help.

[madvaporskillz]

Then best she do as she wishes, surely.

[thoughts]

surely.

anon text

[windbreak]

dude how does everyone miss the important qs!
who
where
and on a scale of ogod fetch the brain bleach to 10, how hot

either of them
not discriminating

[thoughts]

Details are still forthcoming. The officer on duty at the time is taking a mental health day.

[windbreak]

that bad huh
were they like, really old or something

[thoughts]

Old is subjective. On your twentieth birthday, you will be approximately 630 million, 720 thousand seconds old without accounting for leap years, shifts in lunar cycles, off-planet conditions, and periods of suspended animation.

I think it was the dingle-dangle.

[windbreak]

oooookay, next important question is how old are you
getting kinda mixed messages here

[thoughts]

Less than 630 million, but old enough to have a handful of euphemisms for a penis. Does it make you worried?

[windbreak]

well it does now
but good luck with those??

[thoughts]

Thank you. I didn't think they would be necessary tools for the trade but the Holy City is full of surprises.

[Text]

[comeonthensexy]

Does that mean someone was watching that?

[thoughts]

Observing for legal purposes. He let them finish first.

[comeonthensexy]

Yes, in other words.

Invasion of privacy.

[thoughts]

Acting in a public space nullifies a bid for privacy. Especially when it's illegal.

[comeonthensexy]

I don't know, I think in this case the better option might have been to interrupt.

[thoughts]

I have faith that our officer executed his best judgment under the circumstances. Any complaints or criticism can be delivered to the main office for consideration.

[comeonthensexy]

I might just write one, then.