text | welcome committee (and party crashers)

[itistolaugh]

Heeeey guys, who else is on the Welcome Committee? And do we have like any idea what we're doing?? Maybe we should figure something out, throw around some suggestions.

For example, I think we should throw welcome parties BUT I don't want to do any of the work so if one of you guys could pick up that slack it would be great.

OH ALSO open question even to non team members still reading for some reason: what's something that would have been nice/helpful/whatever when you first got here? Maybe we'll use your idea and take credit for it!

EDIT OKAY HERE'S A LIST OF IDEAS SO FAR

-put on a play
-snacks
-balloons
-welcome baskets with first aid kits and info packets
-update crappy old welcome brochure
-recruit for other teams BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY ARE LAZY AND CANT DO IT THEMSELVES
-board games
-throw bricks
-team building

So I guess we'll need to work something out with medics and supply teams

please someone take over doing these things I really feel like making a list is enough from me

Comments

[itistolaugh]

whoever the latest kidnap victims are, i guess. it's a little late to welcome anyone already here.

[fintastic]

Sig)(. T)(at is w)(at I was )(oping you wouldn't say.
I t)(ink we s)(ould just try to make t)(em as comfortable as possible.
T)(ese mig)(t be t)(eir last days, and t)(ey did not c)(oose t)(is, so t)(ey deserve it!
I guess a party could work if t)(at is w)(at t)(ey are into.

[itistolaugh]

Did any of us choose this? I know I sure didn't.

It totally sucks but yeah I agree the least we can do is try and show them a good time before they all probably die.

Do you think we can get that printed on balloons or is that too much?

[fintastic]

Well yea)(, every else w)(o was )(ere before us did.
T)(ey asked if we wanted to go )(ome and more people said no t)(en yes.
I still t)(ink t)(ey were brainwashed into it myself, but still...

I didn't even know you could put t)(ings on balloons.
If you could t)(oug)(... )(mm, it mig)(t be too long.
Can you t)(ink of somet)(ing s)(orter?

[itistolaugh]

what about




DEATH PARTY?

[fintastic]

S)(ore!
Wait, t)(ey wouldn't confuse t)(at wit)( a corpse party, rig)(t?
I just don't want to give t)(em t)(e wrong idea!
Nobody is actually dead Y-ET.

[itistolaugh]

oh hm MAYBE. well we can cross that corpse bridge when we come to it

[fintastic]

Yea)( okay I guess. 38)
W)(ere are we going to get all t)(e ot)(er stuff for t)(is un-deat)( party t)(oug)(?
I t)(oug)(t t)(ey were rationing t)(ings.

[itistolaugh]

do you know anyone on the supply team that is gullible and/or easily bribed?

[fintastic]

I don't t)(ink I know anyone on t)(e supply team at all!
But I could try to find out.

[itistolaugh]

we should def get in good with them anyway. gonna be hard to do our part without some goodies

[fintastic]

It probably couldn't )(urt, at least!

[itistolaugh]

this guy on engineering wants us to like scout recruits for his team

idk seems like they should do their own work on that

what do you think about it?

[fintastic]

)(ow are we going to do t)(at?
T)(at is not somet)(ing just anyone can do!
And we already )(ad t)(at recruitment t)(ing anyway.