ka_sera_sera: (old bitchface disgruntled turtle 2)
Roland Deschain ([personal profile] ka_sera_sera) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-07-06 07:51 pm

the saddest yard sale advertisement you will ever see [video]

[Roland sits amid wood, nails, and wire, scattered in a few small piles across the overgrown back yard. A little ways behind him, eagle-eyed viewers might notice a chicken in the process of laying an egg.]

Fiona Gallagher's... gone home. She, ah-- [He shakes his head, starts over, nodding at the house his camera's not at the right angle to show.] Anything in there's fair game. Odin 107, I mean. I won't be needing any of it. The door'll be open. Probably food and furniture, mostly - anything in the cupboards or refrigerator, anything not nailed down, bar the refrigerator and stove. I think the place came with those. [He shakes his head again, realizing he might be starting to ramble.] Doesn't matter. Corn, beans, squash plants in the back. Take them. Can probably see 'em behind me somewhere.

[Another chicken starts to peck at his sleeve and he lifts his arm, blinking at it.]  Ah. Couple chickens, if you can catch them. Is that all? I think... I could probably use a couple extra hands to get all this wood and a couple of these plants over to Freyr district. And I... to be honest, I could probably use the company.

Bowls. I'll need a few of the bowls to transport these plants in. Other than that... Plates, silverware, clothes, bedding. Doesn't matter. I'll be leaving once it's empty. If I'm not here, don't take any of the magic plants. I'll find you. [The tone of that last is too absent for it to sound like a threat. It sounds, if anything, like an afterthought.]

The door's open. Have I said... [He has, probably. Roland shakes his head again, grimacing at himself, and cuts the feed.]



(ooc: If your character would drop by, this post doubles as a log post. Either prose or this format works, I'm comfortable with either.)

feathery: art@jonouchi (going up)

[personal profile] feathery 2014-08-13 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. We got them all over the place where I work.

[Because Davesprite owns the place where he works. But he looks mildly perplexed, nonetheless.]
feathery: art@dodostad (etc; feathers what feathers)

[personal profile] feathery 2014-08-18 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Davesprite just briefly surveys him before he shrugs a little in return.]

Ok. [And he turns on his heel to retrieve the plant. YOU WIN, ROLAND.]