Video - Day 446

[teenyoda]

[When the feed clicks on, it shows a dark room with very little light. Anyone who peers a little more closely can see via the light from the screen that the caller, Stiles, is in a bathroom. With the lights off. He appears to be a bit stressed out and is on the floor, looking almost fearfully over behind the screen. There's a clawing noise and little squawks and chirps coming from it.]

Okay. Okay. Um... Okay. Would, ah, would someone mind telling me what the hell a dragon is doing in my house? Like, a real dragon? Oh god... it was trying to eat my feet. I think I'm bleeding. Am I bleeding? I might be. It was chewing on my toes. What the hell... How did a dragon get in my room?

[To anyone that knows Stiles and the aforementioned dragon, something might seem a little... off. Like why Stiles doesn't know said dragon is his.]

Scott? Rachel? Do not come in the house. Seriously. I... it might eat your faces off. I happen to like your faces right where they are. Please don't lose them.

[The fact that Stiles is whispering, sort of, and sounding stressed has Hale scratching a bit more intently at the door, little snout trying to fit in under it as he chirps at 'daddy'.]

Oh god. Oh god, it's going to come in and chew off all my favorite parts. If I don't make it out alive, Rachel, I love you. Scott, please take care of her. Derek... somehow this is Peter's fault. Kick his ass.

Comments

[mccallmemaybe]

Yes, Stiles. I've been waiting for you to be eaten for a while now so I can invite Rachel for a foursome.

Idiot, of course that's not okay with me, but he's not actually trying to eat you.

[teenyoda]

... That's just... you are so greedy.

[Joking, joking, he knew he was joking. Still...]

Chewing on my toes isn't trying to eat me? Since when did putting things in your mouth and masticating them become something other than eating?

[mccallmemaybe]

Maybe he's teething? That's what babies do, chew on stuff... I don't know, man. Don't ask me why your dragon has a foot fetish for you.

[teenyoda]

Baby? That thing's a baby? It's the size of a house!

[Cat. It was the size of a house cat. Yes, Stiles was in exaggeration mode at the moment.]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Yes he was. Luckily Scott was used to Stiles being a drama queen. ]

I think you need glasses as well as your balls back.

[teenyoda]

My balls are firmly attached where they should be, thank you. You're just...

Rude.

[mccallmemaybe]

I'm trying to distract you from your fear of the cutest, tiniest dragon with humor at your expense.

Is it working?

[teenyoda]

Humor? He thinks toe-eating is hilarious?

[mccallmemaybe]

Hold that thought, I'm outside.

[ Scott enters through the front door of the McLinski house and heads upstairs for the bedrooms. He wants to drop his bag off in his room first though, so he walks into his bedroom...

And comes across the most beautiful grey girl handcuffed to his bed who not only shouldn't be there, but who he's never seen before. Or so he thinks. It's Allison, but he doesn't remember her. ]

Stiles! [ Scott calls out to his best friend, his voice filled with panic and dread. ] Please tell me you did not kidnap a girl for me? I know I've never had a girlfriend before but this is seriously uncool, man!

[teenyoda]

... What?

[He's calling out from the bathroom, still trapped inside by the man-eating dragon clawing at the door.]

First off, I'm not committing a felony for you, dude. Not unless it's a really, really good one. Secondly, um... what? Never had a girlfriend? Are you loco?

[mccallmemaybe]

If you're not responsible for the hot girl handcuffed to my bed, who is?

[ Scott starts to get frustrated by them having this conversation in separate rooms. ] Dude, just come in my room and look at this!

[teenyoda]

.. Um, you? That's Allison, dude. And I'm not coming out. Remember? Dragon. Trying to kill me? Aren't you dead yet?

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott is offended. ] I wouldn't handcuff a girl I don't know to my bed! I'm not a creep! And how do you know her name? [ That just makes Stiles look more suspicious to Scott.

He makes his way to the bathroom Stiles has barricaded himself in and picks up Hale from the floor. He's still whining for Stiles but Scott keeps a hold of him. ] I've got Hale, you can come out now.

[teenyoda]

What do you mean, 'you've got him'? Is he in a cage?

[Here goes the bathroom door being opened a crack, one suspicious brown eye appearing as he peeked out.]

Hey. Hey! Careful. He'll eat your face off.

[mccallmemaybe]

[ With Hale sticking his tongue between the crack, Scott puts his foot against the door to make sure Stiles doesn't close it on him. ]

Come on dude, I need your help out here with this girl. Should we free her or what?

[teenyoda]

[Oh god, dragon tongue. Stiles leans back, about to close the door again when-- damn foot. Stupid Scott. Couldn't he see that the creature was trying to devour him?

He did give his best friend a look through the crack of it.]

Um, how about no? I'm not chasing her down again when you panic and remember you just set your girlfriend loose on the streets of Asgard in grey-mode.

[mccallmemaybe]

Can you stop calling her my girlfriend? Just because she showed up in my room handcuffed doesn't mean she's my girlfriend now. [ How she even ended up there, Scott has no idea. ] There's no way I could get a girl like that. I can't even talk to girls without sounding stupid...

Are you seriously gonna stay in there forever? I need to use the bathroom. [ It's a lie, he just wants Stiles to get out of there. ] I had a big lunch so I need to... you know. [ Poop a lot. ]

[teenyoda]

First off, wow, did you get hit on the head? That's Allison. The love of your life. Though that seems to be shared right now with Isaac. You guys have that freaky love triangle threesome thing going on that makes me seriously worry for the safety and well being of your bedframe.

Secondly, I might just do that. That thing tried to eat my toes. There's a bathroom downstairs. Use that.

[mccallmemaybe]

Isaac? I don't know anyone called Isaac. [ Scott McCall in a threesome? Hah. ] Stop making things up. [ He starts pushing against the door to open it further. ]

[teenyoda]

Hey--

[He scowled at the attempt to get in the bathroom.]

If I was going to make anything up, you think it would be you having a more experimental and active sex life than me? Isaac is your beta now. Well, he was Derek's and now he's yours, you true alpha, you.