Video - Day 446

[teenyoda]

[When the feed clicks on, it shows a dark room with very little light. Anyone who peers a little more closely can see via the light from the screen that the caller, Stiles, is in a bathroom. With the lights off. He appears to be a bit stressed out and is on the floor, looking almost fearfully over behind the screen. There's a clawing noise and little squawks and chirps coming from it.]

Okay. Okay. Um... Okay. Would, ah, would someone mind telling me what the hell a dragon is doing in my house? Like, a real dragon? Oh god... it was trying to eat my feet. I think I'm bleeding. Am I bleeding? I might be. It was chewing on my toes. What the hell... How did a dragon get in my room?

[To anyone that knows Stiles and the aforementioned dragon, something might seem a little... off. Like why Stiles doesn't know said dragon is his.]

Scott? Rachel? Do not come in the house. Seriously. I... it might eat your faces off. I happen to like your faces right where they are. Please don't lose them.

[The fact that Stiles is whispering, sort of, and sounding stressed has Hale scratching a bit more intently at the door, little snout trying to fit in under it as he chirps at 'daddy'.]

Oh god. Oh god, it's going to come in and chew off all my favorite parts. If I don't make it out alive, Rachel, I love you. Scott, please take care of her. Derek... somehow this is Peter's fault. Kick his ass.

Comments

[mccallmemaybe]

Can you stop calling her my girlfriend? Just because she showed up in my room handcuffed doesn't mean she's my girlfriend now. [ How she even ended up there, Scott has no idea. ] There's no way I could get a girl like that. I can't even talk to girls without sounding stupid...

Are you seriously gonna stay in there forever? I need to use the bathroom. [ It's a lie, he just wants Stiles to get out of there. ] I had a big lunch so I need to... you know. [ Poop a lot. ]

[teenyoda]

First off, wow, did you get hit on the head? That's Allison. The love of your life. Though that seems to be shared right now with Isaac. You guys have that freaky love triangle threesome thing going on that makes me seriously worry for the safety and well being of your bedframe.

Secondly, I might just do that. That thing tried to eat my toes. There's a bathroom downstairs. Use that.

[mccallmemaybe]

Isaac? I don't know anyone called Isaac. [ Scott McCall in a threesome? Hah. ] Stop making things up. [ He starts pushing against the door to open it further. ]

[teenyoda]

Hey--

[He scowled at the attempt to get in the bathroom.]

If I was going to make anything up, you think it would be you having a more experimental and active sex life than me? Isaac is your beta now. Well, he was Derek's and now he's yours, you true alpha, you.