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[grimmig]

Dear Asgard,

Does anybody know where one can acquire a tiger at short notice? Thanks.

[ is this a serious request? is it a cry for help? is he just trying to get his head around the fact that some while ago Moran genuinely asked him for a tiger as a job well done treat and express his disgust accordingly? ~who knows~.

although as an afterthought he might as well just: ]

Also, if anyone could recommend a babysitter, that'd be great.

[ all is not roses in camp Moriarty ]

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[infomodder]

You could ask someone to draw one. I know it's been done with an emu.

[who the hell is he to judge what animals people like, come on

as long as they know how to train them]

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[grimmig]

This is depressing.

[why is the first response to this question a genuine answer

Will thanks but why]

[cheerleader]

I could find you a tiger. And I know a decent babysitter too.

[grimmig]

Both? Impressive. Who's your recommendation for the latter?

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[ex_galvanist88]

Okay, I'll bite, why the hell do you want a tiger?

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[grimmig]

I really wish I had an answer for you.

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[medica]

And what would you want a tiger for?

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[grimmig]

If I could tell you, dear, I would.

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[tigers]

[ Wait--really? Genuinely? You're the best boss ever, Jim.

Babysitter bit's a little odd, but he's not going to ask. Can't poke his nose into all your business, right? ]

On second thought, perhaps two tigers, if you can manage.

[ don't push your luck ]

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[grimmig]

:)

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if i don't smile i'll probably have you put down (◕‿◕✿) ]

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[selfmadman]

China.

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[grimmig]

Three cheers for you.

[genuinely glad you exist buddy stupid questions deserve stupid answers thanks bless]

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[granddevil]

Ask the gods, they'd probably give you one. [ hey. they have given Satan a hellhound ]

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[grimmig]

[on the one hand i really don't want the gods to give me a tiger on the other hand:]

They would? They'd really bother?

[so annoyed about all things tiger why is nobody as annoyed as I am Satan why]

[getseven]

So will you at least give everyone who asks you about the reason and purpose of the tiger a different story?

[grimmig]

Maybe. If I ever achieve enlightenment I might bother to lie.

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[bartalk]

siberian or bengal?

and are we babysitting the tiger?

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[grimmig]

No preference.

[if moran pipes up with a preference right now i swear to god]

No. Unless you feel like it, I suppose.

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[recorders]

Tigers tend to be able to babysit themselves.

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[grimmig]

The tiger isn't the problem here.

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[variates]

I hear there's a pet shop around here.

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[grimmig]

This is horrifying.

[no sarah no he didn't sign up for mental images of middle aged muttonchopped men rolling around gleefully with their bff tigers]

[fredless]

I used to babysit back home a lot. Well, home home. It's been a bit but if you're in a bind maybe I could help?

[Oh. The rest]

I don't have a clue about the tiger though.

[grimmig]

That's alright, I've got enough on the tiger. A team of babysitters might be nice though, mix things up for him a little...

[audibly pondering

aw what a nice dad

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You got much experience with rowdy ones? He's a little needy.

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[dyingisnotdead]

You are a strange man.

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[grimmig]

[aw loras ]

Thank you. I do my best.

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[torchwoodteaboy]

A babysitter for the tiger, or are there two separate thoughts that are occurring here?

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[grimmig]

Sorry! Sorry. The babysitter's for a person.

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[niehaus]

Traditionally, tigers aren't the best pets.

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[grimmig]

Traditionally, an employee wouldn't request his employer tip him in tigers. We live in trying times.

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[madcuriosity]

Oh, well, I can draw one, Mr. Jim. Mother said I couldn't have the big cats, I don't think she ever said I couldn't draw them for others. I mean, I drew Steven and Alicia and that wasn't any problem.

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[comeonthensexy]

I don't think she'd approve of drawing a tiger for someone else either. Just I guess, but I know her pretty well and all.

[ Sorry, Jim. ]

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[5thchild]

Would one be related to the other? [ as in, is the babysitter meant to take care of the tiger? ]

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[grimmig]

Incidentally, if at all. [ yes and no and Jim regrets everything this is the face of a man who has known suffering and that suffering is Moran ]

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[whitechocolate]

you have a baby here?

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[grimmig]

In a sense.

[palebee]

Do well with the tiger and there'll be no need for the babysitter.

[grimmig]

This is the wisdom I was looking for. God bless. Thank you.

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[liquidsky]

What.

[He thought you were a non-sensible man in the way he is non-sensible, not in a stupid non-sensible man.

Such a turn-off, darling. Such a set back. Such a boner killer.]

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[grimmig]

The dog.

[have a little faith honey you ought to know me better than that ps please get the reference Barty he really doesn't want to summon the beast down here by calling its name ew ew ew

also, by way of further explanation:]

A feeling of vague repulsion.