Video || Day 419

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[Hello, Asgard. This is Riley here and she is sitting on the kitchen counter in the house she lives in with the rest of the people from her world. Currently, she's snacking on a cupcake, clearly enjoying her sweet treat.]

Okay so, I've been here a few days and I think it's time I introduced myself. I'm Riley and I come from Ellie's world. You know, fucked up zombie apocalypse with more squishy mushroom people and less rawr braaaaains. [Yes, she even made a scary face just for that. Okay, back on topic after a lick of frosting.]

So, some of you know my girl Ellie. Still, not the point of this.

Alright, I want you all to tell me your favorite alcoholic drink. Or drinks. I'll allow a top three if you're really too lame to pick one. And if you're too much of a pussy to have tasted alcohol then you should tell me your most embarrassing story instead.

Got it? Cool, give me the best you got.

[She'll just wait here.]

Comments

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[crowover]

Kicked a lot of it?

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That's right. I've kicked a buttload of ass.

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[crowover]

A true expert, then! Keep up the good work.

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I plan to. I have a reputation to create and maintain.

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[crowover]

The network's pretty good for that. People here are really open to ideas.

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I'd say it's going well so far.

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[crowover]

Awesome.

But now I'm curious... does a professional ass-kicker have an embarrassing story of her own?

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Maybe. I might even share one if you ask really nicely.

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[crowover]

How mysterious! Pretty please?

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Not bad. Points for effort. Try one more time.

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[crowover]

Tough. With a cherry on top?

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Does the cherry come with ice cream?

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[crowover]

Hmm... I guess you gotta put it on something.

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Well...I guess you've managed it well enough.

So if you really want the story...

[She's just screwing with him obviously.]

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[crowover]

[It's all good and he totally goes along. She seems like a cool kid, after all.]

Uh-oh, am I being blackmailed? And when the tension is killing me...!

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Alright, I'll show mercy.

Once when I was with Tino and the gang, before I met Ellie, I got us all to sneak out for a bit. We found a book with this game in it called Truth or Dare. We thought it was really stupid but we tried it anyway. So one of the guys dared me to get down to my underwear and run around in a circle.

The fuckers stole my clothes and ran off. Of course, they got caught holding my shit while I made it back to my room. I almost got caught three times in my underwear though.

It was hilarious in the end.

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[crowover]

[He chuckles.]

I'm sure it was. Sounds like you exceeded your dare and got them in trouble, so I imagine it was worth it.

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Totally worth it. I'd do it again too.

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[crowover]

I'm sure you would, but isn't it better to have new experiences?

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Hey, if I do it again here then it is a new experience. New people and all that.

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[crowover]

Then might I suggest upgrading it to "Dare or Dare?" Always thought "truth" is pretty boring.

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It was our first time playing it. We had to play by the rules the first time.