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[granddevil]

[ have Satan smiling. And he is, guess what, shirtless. He is wearing a bra, BUT YEAH, no clothes. ] Well, these have been such fun couple of days. Parties, dick measuring contests, gifts – thank you for all of that.

In any case, let’s move on. First, I have opened a business for myself. It’s a Lounge Bar called “AMON” [ he likes this name a lot. Amon would be proud. Or just incredibly pissed off because Satan is using his name ] and it’s located in Freya District and it operates during the night. Drinks, music and a place to relax, that’s what it’s meant to be. We are also looking for employees, such as waiters, musicians, bartenders and bouncers. Or, if you have any other idea, just run it by me, you might be lucky.

Also, I wish to remind you that the three headed dog is not a pet. [ Satan turns the bracelet to show Cerberus, and lookit, it’s so fucking adorable, right? The puppy tilts its head to the side, tail wagging and then Satan moves to grab a raw steak and throws it at the cute three-headed puppy. And the puppy proceeds to turn into a vicious carnivore and suddenly grabs the steak and rips it apart as the three heads try to eat it ] It will eat your liver. Hell hounds certainly love the taste of flesh. [ so seriously. Do NOT fucking touch it, Satan will NOT stop it from trying to eat your face ]

Lastly, I’m moving out of Baldr. You are all a riot, but the Devil needs his space. [ DEVIL OUT. ]

[ ooc: Information on Amon Lounge Bar is here, whoever is interested. ]

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[liquidsky]

Who do you think is bigger?

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[granddevil]

It's not just about size.

It's also about how well you can use it.

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[liquidsky]

Technique. Good point.

Who, then?

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[granddevil]

I'd say you are winning, so far. [ because of all those answers and all those people so quick to defend this "Snape" person, whoever he is.

it's not about Barty being right or wrong. it's about him being able to ruffle up so many feathers. ]

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[infomodder]

[that dog has three heads

that dog just tore the shit out of a steak like it was nothing at all and looked so beautifully vicious while doing it

that dog will eat livers?????

WHAT A DOG will is in love he is in love good job Satan]

What's the puppy's name? Or does it have three names?

[puppy in regards to a hellhound

yeah he's got it bad so in love DOGE]

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[granddevil]

[ that dog eats people who are sent to Hell, but liver is what the dog likes the most. ]

Just one name: Cerberus. Like the Greek Myth, or Dante's Inferno if you are familiar with any.

text forever, etc.

[infomodder]

[with fava beans and a nice chianti, will can hook him up bro

Oh Mister Satan oh oh oh this is Will's heart song, his heart strings are being tugged on, and not while wrapped in bacon. Yeah, okay, so what, it's Satan, but that dog is Cerberus so he has to for

canine scientific curiosity

At least Satan's name isn't a rhyme that could take him a year and time incarcerated to figure out that he's bad news bears.]

I am. Does he get bigger?

[will's door is suddenly locked shh]

[emulation]

Congratulations, Satan. I am glad to see you well.

[granddevil]

Thank you, Syhon.

Drop by whenever you want. Also, I'll send you my current address. [ privately. He currently lives over Freyr district, feel free to drop by when Katie isn't being an ass ]

[emulation]

It would be my pleasure. It has been long since I have been allowed to properly enjoy myself.

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[grimmig]

[ nononononononnon Satannnnnnn :( ]

Aw, you're going? I barely had a second to flirt.

[ i wasted my dayssssss ]

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[granddevil]

I'm going but not completely gone. I'm around - and very easy to spot.

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[grimmig]

Well, there is that. I certainly won't miss you, even if I'll miss you dearly.

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[comeonthensexy]

Oh, but that is gorgeous!

[ He's been so unsure about this Satan, but how can he resist a three headed dog? ]

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[granddevil]

[ what's up with you people and your love for demoniac things? ]

It is. But compliments won't do much good, it'll try to bite who approaches.

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[comeonthensexy]

[ He just loves everything. ]

Trust me, I don't doubt you. Doesn't change that it is. Does it have a name?

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[whitechocolate]

Did you say musicians?

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[granddevil]

Yes, indeed.

Are you one, or do you know someone who is?

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[whitechocolate]

Yeah, I know someone who he is. Me. I can sing and play guitar.

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Well isn't that the cutest three-headed puppy Scott's ever seen-- woah, it's really ripping apart that steak. ]

Where'd that puppy come from?

[granddevil]

[ you people and your affinity with the demoniac is astonishing ]

A gift from the gods. I imagine they took it from Hell.

[mccallmemaybe]

Actual hell? [ If hell exists, Scott hopes Peter Hale ends up there. ]

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[truegood]

... That is a frightful beast indeed.

[ Except. Not. Really. Not at all. Oops. ]

What, pray tell, is a 'bouncer'?

[ There is no way it can be what Renly is imagining it to be. ]

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[granddevil]

It's not. [ not yet. Satan would love it to keep its actual size, but they have given him a miniature. Sadness. ]

A bouncer is a person whose job is to expel disorderly persons from the bar.

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[truegood]

And thus my words were in jest, sir.

[ He nods his head before he pauses, thoughtful. King he may be but, as Loras has told him, he does require an income. ]

I believe I can be of service.